Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
Today, I overheard my husband admitting that he doesn’t wash his hands after having diarrhea. I had no prior knowledge of this. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend doesn’t think it’s important to wipe after he poops. FML
Today, I explained to my man child of a boyfriend that we don't reuse dirty dishes. We have to wash them. He doesn't think it's gross and yelled at me, throwing the pan in the sink. Oh, he also refuses to wash dishes. FML
Today, I found out I'm the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML
Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe his ass after he shits if he's going straight in the shower because he can just "clean it up in there". We share a loofah. FML
Today, my husband told me that he never washes his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks it's only for "paranoid people". FML
Today, I discovered my new boyfriend doesn’t have toilet paper. He has a toilet cloth, which he instructed me to rinse off in the toilet after I was done. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, I found out that my best friend doesn't wash her hands after going to the bathroom, even if she changes her pad. I then remembered all the times she's handed food to me, and teased me when I tried to wash my hands first. FML
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smileycyrus 0
You put his dick in your mouth, it's okay.
Godfreyy 2
that's rather gross
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Comments (173)
sweet_candy_ 17
That's gross. To prevent this in the future keep a sign in the bathroom that says wash hands before you leave.
Anime_Lover210 4
um ew nasty
this_female 0
hahahah barf *
aback 5
You're going to have a killer immune system! Or not.
harbqll 0
So, you'll put his dick in your mouth, but won't eat food if he hasn't washed his hands after touching the same dick.
Barney_Rubble_75 0
And she tosses his salad a couple times a week too! Seriously dude, you think a germ-freak like this is going to give head? Doubt it. P.S. LOVE the profile pic! Tom Baker = BEST Dr Who EVER.
xtinexcore 0
What guy does wash their hands?
Ritaa_fml 4
I can tell you've been wanting to get that off your chest for a while.
justsomgirl 4
59 - that's great that you don't feel the need to wash your hands after using the washroom and that you seem to have a good immune system...but frankly your lack of basic hygiene is disgusting. you are the reason those people use antibacterial soap. while you may not care about your own germs, you are passing them on to others who really don't want them and may not have as good of an immune system as you. so if you want to hate someone for creating a superbug, I suggest you look first at yourself.
justsomgirl 4
I do understand that. But I stand by what I said. You not washing your hands after using the bathroom is plain laziness and it's the exact reason people feel the need to get rid of bacteria like those you're passing on.
HahaYDI 0
You should stop washing your hands and see how he likes it.
Complaining 13
Teach him some proper hygiene, end of story.
RoughRiders 4
she said uses the bathroom, that could mean taking a shit or a piss. sucking Dick could have nothing to do with it
perdix 31
As Emeril would say, "Bang, let's kick it up a notch!" Except he wouldn't flavor it with dingleberries.