Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
Today, I overheard my husband admitting that he doesn’t wash his hands after having diarrhea. I had no prior knowledge of this. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend doesn’t think it’s important to wipe after he poops. FML
Today, I explained to my man child of a boyfriend that we don't reuse dirty dishes. We have to wash them. He doesn't think it's gross and yelled at me, throwing the pan in the sink. Oh, he also refuses to wash dishes. FML
Today, I found out I'm the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML
Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe his ass after he shits if he's going straight in the shower because he can just "clean it up in there". We share a loofah. FML
Today, my husband told me that he never washes his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks it's only for "paranoid people". FML
Today, I discovered my new boyfriend doesn’t have toilet paper. He has a toilet cloth, which he instructed me to rinse off in the toilet after I was done. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, I found out that my best friend doesn't wash her hands after going to the bathroom, even if she changes her pad. I then remembered all the times she's handed food to me, and teased me when I tried to wash my hands first. FML
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smileycyrus 0
You put his dick in your mouth, it's okay.
Godfreyy 2
that's rather gross
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Comments (173)
jengers115 10
if you just mean when he pees, pee is sanitary. The germs from the doorknob on the bathroom will be killed by the heat when being cooked anyway. The more you wash your hands, the more often you get sick since you wont be used to the germs and viruses that come from everyday surfaces.
xxchrisxx18 0
that's your fault. the woman should be the one cooking
LtChicken 0
I wonder if people who are into scat and watersports wash their hands after using the bathroom
salsalover_12 5
This problem could be resolved if you MADE YOUR OWN FOOD!!!!!!! Its got nothing to do with gender peeps for the record im a woman and id be pissed if someone told me i should be in the kitchen but this case really calls for it when you don't like how someone makes food for you or if you complain about their hygiene and they make the food the answer is simple STOP WHINING AND DO IT YOURSELF
Barney_Rubble_75 0
because afterall, a woman's place is in the kitchen. you make a good point. ;)
osf777 2
I wash my hands before I use the restroom so my dick doesn't get dirty.
AzWolf 5
Nasty! What if he slips?
rhsfender 5
LESSON LEARNED!!!!! GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!!!! jkjkjkjk
joelmota 0
that's gross
EvilPandaInc 0
Serves you right, now get back to the kitchen.
xlibrax 0
That's gross. But hey, maybe he has sense enough to wash his hands before dealing with food? Probably not though huh? Makes me wanna BARF..seriously. Time for you to get friendly with the stove. :)