Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
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Today, I found out that my best friend doesn't wash her hands after going to the bathroom, even if she changes her pad. I then remembered all the times she's handed food to me, and teased me when I tried to wash my hands first. FML
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smileycyrus 0
You put his dick in your mouth, it's okay.
Godfreyy 2
that's rather gross
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HugeRedRash 0
And the problem is... ?
mozeltov 7
your picture is amazing
A7X_LoVeee 10
Obama didn't do shit.
EverybodyHatesCh 0
it adds flavor to the food!! Mmm
sterlingarcher 1
eww that's so nasty!!
uncbballwins 0
The problem is that she will now have cyphyllis (sp?) in her stomach.
tucansam555 3
A. SYPHILIS is an STD that causes sores on the skin B. she would get typhoid if anything and that's pretty much wiped out off earth
tucansam555 3
dumbass I'm in 9th grade and I know that
kcluna 6
talk about disgusting!!!!
wintamint101 7
no guys do deal with it
nitewlf12 10
Honestly I don't see the problem with it either. I don't get why everyone makes such a big deal about it.
sierraangelis 0
a little dirt don't hurt.../:
ScarecrowB1 0
nicely said
nalia18 8
a little dirt dont hurt.. but that brown lump on yo food aint durt... i think its last nights dinner mixed with todays food and a big dose of ass hair...
ramurrump 0
That she isn't in the kitchen.
Godfreyy 2
that's rather gross
Godfreyy 2
that's*
oreobunbun 3
does he pee on his d***?
mozeltov 7
^no, he pees out of it?
oreobunbun 3
oh dammit I'm retarded :(
jbiebsislife 0
lol that's effing disgusting
staceysgenesis16 0
hell yeah thats disgusting !!! >:[
YacL 15
Not really. When you think about it, there are more germs on a work desk than on your hands after you're done in the bathroom. Even tough, with this is mind, I can't leave the bathroom without washing my hands. They just feel... weird... all germy and shit
littlemissFYL 5
if you don't like it OP, then learn how to cook for yourself.
Ritaa_fml 4
So is that opposed to the one who does all the laundry, or the one who does all the cleaning?
FuniiBunii 0
Well now yu kno the secret recipe ;) haha
laughattack98 0
it is, m brother does the same thing alot, but he's not cooking me food really so.
ILoveCTP 3
that's sexy....
ImTotallyAsian 0
Eww
Ervinjdm 5
Ewwwwwww lol
ImTotallyAsian 0
Lol
AidanK45 0
See what happens when you leave the kitchen? YDI
m0tl3ycru3 0
fast food anyone?
chowE_fml 4
doesn't really matter. his docks gonna be in ops mouth anyways
DarkHelmet 10
so that actually was a hair in your food hahahahaha
ydi_4_suking 20
hopefully it wasnt a short and curly
babyyappld 7
maybe he does it handsfree?
freddyisepic 2
he does everything with his feet!
King_Night 0
Haha, how?
EverybodyHatesCh 0
with his feet. . .
King_Night 0
33 I meant that for 5, but it posted late.
aardvarkish 17
With feet? That is HOT!!!
staceysgenesis16 0
ewww uhh lolol thats nasty ...
Hotlanta 5
that's no good. well looks like he's not the cook in the house anymore. I wouldn't let him touch the food that goes into my mouth after finding that out...
Spike300 12
I don't know about other guys but I tend not to piss on my hands when I go to the bathroom, and op doesn't say if he washes his hands before he cooks.
borkchop1992 15
i love the taste of poop **** and pee in my food too!
bubblesandbeatle 0
Gross!
boricua458 0
At least he cooks for you! If you don't like it then cook your own meal! Gosh!
WitchyArmyWife00 0
yeah at least he cooks right? so what if you get hep A it's the thought that counts.
chuymac 3
yeah what's the worst that could happen, coughing up a pube ball.
skatrgirl96 4
tht is just gross.. u shuld cook mre often now
staceysgenesis16 0
what if OP doesnt cook ??? hmm ??? :O