Today, I found out my boyfriend doesn’t think it’s important to wipe after he poops. FML
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Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe his ass after he shits if he's going straight in the shower because he can just "clean it up in there". We share a loofah. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
Today, I discovered my new boyfriend doesn’t have toilet paper. He has a toilet cloth, which he instructed me to rinse off in the toilet after I was done. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that it's "disgusting" to wash your "rear end" and that he has never, and will never, do it. FML
Today, I overheard my husband admitting that he doesn’t wash his hands after having diarrhea. I had no prior knowledge of this. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me of how I had really hurt his feelings. Apparently, not wanting to be sent a photo of his poop is hurtful. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of making an FML about him. I let him know that if I were going to make an FML, it would be about how he doesn’t flush the toilet after he uses it. He responded by not flushing the toilet again this morning. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, while doing my boyfriend's laundry, I noticed that every single pair of his boxers had a poop smear in them. He's almost 30. FML
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millsjoshua949 12
That is so disgusting!!
RichardPencil 32
I hope it's because he likes using his bidet? You should get him one for his B-day.
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Comments (21)
millsjoshua949 12
That is so disgusting!!
brenniman 10
Just hoping that you didn't discover that while trying to perform a rim job... Yeah, that very thought made me gag too.
DirtySalamander 9
you must eat guys ass often, huh?
BurnInDemonFire 39
Dump him.
RichardPencil 32
I hope it's because he likes using his bidet? You should get him one for his B-day.
Hangryko 32
That's actually sound advice. Instead of his birthday, make it today.
Hangryko 32
He'll start caring when you give him hell for giving you a UTI from his lack of hygiene.
weeping_willow 25
How did you not smell it before now??
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Then you found out you’re single right?
Cowgirl1293 26
Ok now. That's just gross. How can one not wipe after ********? Wouldn't that get itchy later on throughout the day?
Jaymail 19
Yes. Like Diaper Rash. Which is why it’s important to make sure a baby is clean before putting on a new diaper.
PryderPlayer017 5
Exactly what I was thinking
mccuish 25
Red flag right there
slowhandjp 18
It’s so gross.