Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
Today, I overheard my husband admitting that he doesn’t wash his hands after having diarrhea. I had no prior knowledge of this. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend doesn’t think it’s important to wipe after he poops. FML
Today, I explained to my man child of a boyfriend that we don't reuse dirty dishes. We have to wash them. He doesn't think it's gross and yelled at me, throwing the pan in the sink. Oh, he also refuses to wash dishes. FML
Today, I found out I'm the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML
Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe his ass after he shits if he's going straight in the shower because he can just "clean it up in there". We share a loofah. FML
Today, my husband told me that he never washes his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks it's only for "paranoid people". FML
Today, I discovered my new boyfriend doesn’t have toilet paper. He has a toilet cloth, which he instructed me to rinse off in the toilet after I was done. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, I found out that my best friend doesn't wash her hands after going to the bathroom, even if she changes her pad. I then remembered all the times she's handed food to me, and teased me when I tried to wash my hands first. FML
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smileycyrus 0
You put his dick in your mouth, it's okay.
Godfreyy 2
that's rather gross
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Comments (173)
sparkles0103 4
exactly..there are more germs on your door knob than in your poop. and I don't know about you but I don't typically use my bare hand to wipe my ass. lol
Pigpen181 3
let's hope he at the very least, uses toilet paper : /
BeastSWA 0
Yuck! :O
The1gamer 14
Yummy!
RideLifeAway 0
payback for making him do all the cooking lol . i guess you 2 have some sort of deal or something but for me id say its fair that sometimes i cook sometimes my fiance cooks. he likes the arrangement too lol
dlpig 0
Looks like you are getting the Poo Poo Platter for supper tonight !
premiermois 5
It's not that gross OP, unless it's after he takes a shit. If he just pees, it's fine. Penises are usually pretty clean (unless he's uncut and doesn't wash well). You put your mouth on it anyway, what's the big deal?
srwilliams06 3
you put that in your mouth what's the difference
Dennisse_47 17
Mmmm yummy, homemade Pee soup. Campbells doesn't even come close to that kind of quality soup :P
zuzupetalsYO 11
secret ingrediant haha