Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
Today, I overheard my husband admitting that he doesn’t wash his hands after having diarrhea. I had no prior knowledge of this. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend doesn’t think it’s important to wipe after he poops. FML
Today, I explained to my man child of a boyfriend that we don't reuse dirty dishes. We have to wash them. He doesn't think it's gross and yelled at me, throwing the pan in the sink. Oh, he also refuses to wash dishes. FML
Today, I found out I'm the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML
Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe his ass after he shits if he's going straight in the shower because he can just "clean it up in there". We share a loofah. FML
Today, my husband told me that he never washes his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks it's only for "paranoid people". FML
Today, I discovered my new boyfriend doesn’t have toilet paper. He has a toilet cloth, which he instructed me to rinse off in the toilet after I was done. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, I found out that my best friend doesn't wash her hands after going to the bathroom, even if she changes her pad. I then remembered all the times she's handed food to me, and teased me when I tried to wash my hands first. FML
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smileycyrus 0
You put his dick in your mouth, it's okay.
Godfreyy 2
that's rather gross
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Comments (173)
RyanMacVey 17
so??? sometimes a don't bother to wash ma hands, but it aint gonna kill anyone.
s3xymoma 1
was up 18
RyanMacVey 17
aye mate (; my hands are actually massive, and i can garantee my middle finger is bigger than yer dick.
s3xymoma 1
r u really gay (18)
RyanMacVey 17
lmao a ******* love you mate
rocketeer_97 1
gayboii, if you arent gay, then why say it in your username ? seems like someone needs to come out of the closet.
Fowl_fml 0
Awh... Disgusting. maybe you don't think anymore his cookies are "so delicious", aren't you? :) yum... poo cookies :)
s3xymoma 1
lol that's alot of men it's normal.
Hotlanta 5
all sorts of yummy things in your tummy after one of those meals aye? : /
ShadyFTW1 0
If this is the biggest problem you have in your life OP, you have it pretty damn easy.
mrahhhhh 21
His hands contain 100% natural marinade! But seriously, that is gross.
iluvhobos 5
I love that, lol (:
smileycyrus 0
You put his dick in your mouth, it's okay.
dibean 0
Ok you win this is the funniest comment. At first I was going with #81 The real problem here is that YOUR not in the kitchen. But I think I laughed harder at this one. Girls are just stupid huh? If they didn't have vaginas we probably wouldn't notice them at all... well maybe the boobies wtf was I talking about? Oh yeah YOU WIN!!!!
KrazyKatz3 26
Good point. Doubt he washes his dick after going to the bathroom...
kaeleymel 6
you know your keyboard and phone harvest alot more germs than your boyfriend not washing his hands after going to the bathroom.
perdix 31
So that's why you are wearing the shit-eating grin!
Barney_Rubble_75 0
ha ha!
mintcar 10
Your boyfriend is incredibly disgusting. He should know better. Sit him down and talk to him about the importance of washing your hands after using the bathroom. And apparently, 1 in 3 men don't wash after bathroom visits.
booboojlc 0
That kinda creeps me out to know that about the 1 in 3 men!! She really needs to have a talk with him I agree!
hiyourcute 0
As a girl I can't be totally sure but if they're just peeing they don't really wipe or anything so theoretically they don't have to touch anything worth washing their hands over...
AzWolf 5
yes and 2 in 3 women don't wash
mintcar 10
Okay? I wasn't trying to insult men. It's what I read.