Today, it's been a few months since my grandfather passed away. Now all of his porn subscriptions are getting forwarded to my address. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was walking to the kitchen, I heard someone on the TV moaning. As I made my way down the stairs, I saw my grandfather quickly change the channel and lean forward. I'm 90% sure I caught my grandpa watching porn. FML
Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Today, my 73 year-old grandfather asked me to help him search up something on his PC. As soon as I typed in the first letters, one of his previous searches popped up, that being, "Lesbian porn." I still feel not so great about seeing that, and the fact that I myself am a lesbian and he knows that isn't helping much. FML
Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML
Today, I was alone at my dad's house. I was furiously masturbating when I knocked something over. It was my grandmother's ashes. FML
Today, my family got together to read my grandpa's will. He gave all of his grandkids $400 each. Except me. It seems he thought I'd see the funny side in being bequeathed a blow-up sex doll. FML
Today, my grandpa accidentally posted a nude photo of himself on Facebook. I will never be able to unsee that. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of my mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML
Today, my uncle keeps spamming me on Facebook with friend suggestions. Most of them are people he met on porn sites. FML
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uniformed 13
Nice free ****!
xivoricbutterfly 25
Why are you complaining?
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Comments (68)
uniformed 13
Nice free ****!
Miss_Whipped 43
Hey, it's one way to go out with a bang. Oh.
incoherentrmblr 22
Talk about a Bad Grampa. The Viagra is coming next...
Blake77_fml 19
*Replys to top comment to be seen* And the problem is.....?
CaptainCola 7
All the people that hit "you deserved it" are just encouraging you to keep the ****
ArashiGirl 13
Guess Grandpa wants you to have some fun
naajster 14
it's a gift from the after life
ArashiGirl 13
It keeps on giving
xivoricbutterfly 25
Why are you complaining?
TrippingOnAcid 29
This is almost as bad as the recent FML with the granny's *****
jubskant101 4
It's a miracle!... Hmh **** from grampy... This is better than the shit in his will! Lol :)
SandyBella 17
Enjoy it while its there haha.
miliaras93 17
Good old granny **** xD
feelingold 18
Who says old men have to like **** with old women?
miliaras93 17
Its a ******* joke , but just think about it , and old man watching young girls have sex .. Hmm
MandyMeow_fml 18
It's like he's still with you.. In a weird way that happens to involve ****.
RedPillSucks 33
OP: (snif) I miss those days when gramps and I used to fap together.
Lanker 17
#39 OP is a girl, so thats kinda awkward...
that_band_nerd 22
I think it would be awkward no matter what OP's gender is.....
Mobius638 8
You'll always have something to remember him by.
euphoricness 28
Which sites are they?
joemud 13
He gets them in the mail, so magazines or DVDs
badluckalex 23
does it really matter what kind?
MAD01502 20
who are you to complain?!