Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe his ass after he shits if he's going straight in the shower because he can just "clean it up in there". We share a loofah. FML
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Today, I found out my boyfriend doesn’t think it’s important to wipe after he poops. FML
Today, I was shopping with my boyfriend, when he suggested that I might want to buy a new loofah. When I asked why, he admitted he's been using it to scrub his ass crack for weeks. I use that loofah to wash my face. FML
Today, I discovered my new boyfriend doesn’t have toilet paper. He has a toilet cloth, which he instructed me to rinse off in the toilet after I was done. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend takes so long in the bathroom. Apparently he has a system for shitting he’s very OCD about: he has to be naked in case poo touches any of his clothes, he has to wipe stood up with one leg elevated, and the whole process takes 10x longer than it should. FFS! FML
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Top comments
NateHQ 13
Why the hell would you share a loofah in the first place?! Thats just plain nasty!
SKYstlimit 11
then get your own, not difficult
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SKYstlimit 11
then get your own, not difficult
NateHQ 13
Why the hell would you share a loofah in the first place?! Thats just plain nasty!
Gundel 22
Get your own loofah and talk with your boyfriend about personal hygiene. There isn't always a shower (and loofah) available ;-)
mariri9206 32
It's still gross but OP made it clear their bf only does it before he gets in the shower, not all the time (as you seem to think, based on your comment.)
Gundel 22
Get your own loofah and talk with your boyfriend about personal hygiene. There isn't always a shower (and loofah) available ;-)
novdestiny 23
Was he raised by wolves?!
RichardPencil 32
Do you guys share a toothbrush?
MrsMJS 5
Regardless it's pretty nasty to share a loofah or towels.
SneezyBear 27
Having passionate sex (i.e., exchanging glorious amounts of sweat, bacteria and dead skin cells, some of it even going into your mouths) = aww, that's hot/sweet/romantic. Even if it's sex with a complete stranger, nobody cares. Sharing a loafah in the shower with the boyfriend you have sex with = eww, how nasty! Am I missing something?!
Laeffy 19
Sex isn't to clean yourself, loofahs are. That's why sharing one is gross
Blizzicus 20
ewww who shares a loofah
mcruff 12
Y'all just share too much, personally and physically
Kimchiilady 4
Um, YDI. Whether or not he wipes before showering, since you share the same loofah, you both have been rubbing each other's fecal matter all over yourselves. I use baby wipes and carry them in my purse but most people just use toilet paper. Even then, I would never use someone's toothbrush, washcloth or loofah, or offer to let someone else use my own personal hygiene products. Do u not know u are rubbing the dead skin off your body as well? Dead skin and skidmarks, u two deserve each other, nasty az fks.
JadynHunter 19
Hurts to read that
moonlight77 28
Well not sure why you are thumbed down, your not wrong.
SneezyBear 27
Yes... because it's not like she and her boyfriend likely spend time inserting germ-filled organs into germ-filled orifices, rubbing sweaty bodies against each other and sharing all kinds of bacteria, saliva, dead skin cells, sperm and discharge and vaginal mucus.... Oh wait... Seriously, do y'all sanitise yourselves with lysol or something before getting it on? Why's everyone so judgy about sharing a loofah given that each act of having sex is like 100 times nastier?! lmao