Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
Today, I overheard my husband admitting that he doesn’t wash his hands after having diarrhea. I had no prior knowledge of this. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend doesn’t think it’s important to wipe after he poops. FML
Today, I explained to my man child of a boyfriend that we don't reuse dirty dishes. We have to wash them. He doesn't think it's gross and yelled at me, throwing the pan in the sink. Oh, he also refuses to wash dishes. FML
Today, I found out I'm the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML
Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe his ass after he shits if he's going straight in the shower because he can just "clean it up in there". We share a loofah. FML
Today, my husband told me that he never washes his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks it's only for "paranoid people". FML
Today, I discovered my new boyfriend doesn’t have toilet paper. He has a toilet cloth, which he instructed me to rinse off in the toilet after I was done. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, I found out that my best friend doesn't wash her hands after going to the bathroom, even if she changes her pad. I then remembered all the times she's handed food to me, and teased me when I tried to wash my hands first. FML
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smileycyrus 0
You put his dick in your mouth, it's okay.
Godfreyy 2
that's rather gross
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Barney_Rubble_75 0
More information required! if he's not washing his hands after no.2, that is disgusting - no question. BUT, if you're talking no.1, well YOU need more information. You need to know: - Does he shower each day? - Is he extremely uncoordinated and likely to piss all over his hands when he pees? If he showers each day (clean ****), AND he's not pissing on his hands... WHAT exactly is the problem? Personally I wash my hands after both, but I've been conditioned that way. when you really think about it (in terms of no.1), where's the harm? And even if he's a unco', Bear Grylls reckons it's OK to consume piss. Take that with a grain of salt though - that dude consume some filthy shit (sometimes literally).
glimitless 0
ok first of all, he shudnt do all the cooking...ydi for being lazy
RainbowHeadache 2
My ex wouldn't let me cook because he was scared of my cooking & plus he really liked to cook. I wasn't about to say, "No, no... I want to cook too." **** no I let him do what he wanted! haha
M4T7H3W 0
Get back in the kitchen then, woman.
monkeybanana 7
ew :p
RainbowHeadache 2
It's not a big deal unless he uses his hand to wipe his ass or his hand to wipe off his joy stick after he pisses. We touch much worse things during our day.
patiencek 0
guess he will now be known as the one who use to do all the cooking in the house! better sign up for some cooking classes girly!
Rio_de_Fevereiro 0
Now you know his secret ingredient /// O
icognito11 0
maybe he is doing that on purpose
JSBach25 0
He plays dirty. ;)
jessiecstll 0
learn how to cook now