Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
Today, I overheard my husband admitting that he doesn’t wash his hands after having diarrhea. I had no prior knowledge of this. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend doesn’t think it’s important to wipe after he poops. FML
Today, I explained to my man child of a boyfriend that we don't reuse dirty dishes. We have to wash them. He doesn't think it's gross and yelled at me, throwing the pan in the sink. Oh, he also refuses to wash dishes. FML
Today, I found out I'm the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML
Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe his ass after he shits if he's going straight in the shower because he can just "clean it up in there". We share a loofah. FML
Today, my husband told me that he never washes his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks it's only for "paranoid people". FML
Today, I discovered my new boyfriend doesn’t have toilet paper. He has a toilet cloth, which he instructed me to rinse off in the toilet after I was done. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, I found out that my best friend doesn't wash her hands after going to the bathroom, even if she changes her pad. I then remembered all the times she's handed food to me, and teased me when I tried to wash my hands first. FML
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smileycyrus 0
You put his dick in your mouth, it's okay.
Godfreyy 2
that's rather gross
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Comments (173)
fawkingAye 0
maybe his parents taught him not to piss on his hands.
Barney_Rubble_75 0
certainly. we will delete your account within the next 24 hours. problem solved.
TheGuyInsideU 0
num num num im cravin shit n bake xD
funnylittlestory 0
I personally love a little yummy cum in my supper
Calyx_fml 22
Special sauce.
corrinaswan 0
ew
purplemonkeydish_fml 3
hahaha that's actually very funny, but yes it's nasty as well.
little_monster21 0
my bf doesn't either. most guys don't
johnnybagodonuts 2
time to learn how to cook
Layer555_fml 0
At any given time, your hands are much dirtier than a penis. Just sayin.
IHateBoyA 0
lovely.