Today, I was informed by my next door neighbor that they heard me singing in the shower last night. I laughed and she told me that the family gathers in their upstairs room closest to my bathroom window to guess which song I'm singing. Every night. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and left a note that said "Please stop singing in the shower. You're terrible, and everyone in the building can hear you." FML
Today, I realized that my neighbors can not only hear me singing in the shower through my apartment's paper-thin walls, they also take great delight in recording it so that they can play it at high volume for their friends when they next throw a party. I want to disappear. FML
Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML
Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML
Today, I was belting out Beyoncé in the shower, really feeling myself. When I got out, I heard applause. My new neighbors were sitting on their balcony and I had my bedroom window open. They'd been unwilling members of my entire shower performance's audience, and the applause was definitely sarcastic. FML
Today, I was alone in the kitchen doing the dishes, and I started singing along to my favorite song when it came on my playlist. However, unbeknownst to me, my neighbors were having a barbecue next door, and they cheered and applauded when I'd finished. I’m never singing again. FML
Today, the only thing my downstairs neighbor wanted to talk about with me is how she can hear us go to the bathroom. She also claims that she can tell which one of us is going, based on the noise level. FML
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Top comments
nokillnobeepbeep 0
If you were planning to have sex in the shower you better take that off the list. They would probably gather around to figure out which moans were real and which were fake.
aaaaa2p 0
That's pretty cool.
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Comments (94)
leoofbodom 0
yesssssssssssssssss first **** you all
leoofbodom 0
omg i woz frst and fml are jelus and deleted it lol
LemonFairy 0
I totally read "jelus" as "Jesus" the first time.
dudeitsdanny 10
Haha, so did I. But, anyways, that must mean they like your singing. Otherwise, they wouldn't listen to you everyday.
nazooer 11
Yeah, I think it's time for American Idol.
just_laugh_along 0
So what song were you singing?
11colio11 4
your life is so ****** now herp a derrp
aaaaa2p 0
That's pretty cool.
IgniteMe28 0
yeah it is to the OP: YOU HAVE FANS!
TempestJones 0
exactly what I was thinking! this isn't an FML, this is a MLIA... that's awesome not bad!
shan789mudge 0
lmao thats embarrassing
KingAfter 0
that's either creepy or a joke.
Bright_Lights 14
Thats probably their only entertainment.
PandaPandaPandaX 0
Yeah :P He should start charging!
Bright_Lights 14
1 Dollar If You Guess The Correct Song!
TheTragicReturn 0
This is terribly hilarious. XD
Armin_fml 0
I second this lawl :D
amrz95 0
pretty cool neighbors
screwthat 0
Not an FML, seriously.
nokillnobeepbeep 0
If you were planning to have sex in the shower you better take that off the list. They would probably gather around to figure out which moans were real and which were fake.
Bright_Lights 14
COMMENT WIN! XD
Maxine17 8
Biggest comment win I've seen today (Y)
Ashfungo 0
LOL
daniigiirl 0
WIN:D
neonokku 0
thats creepy and your life can easily be ****** so shut up #9 theyre practically stalking her
screwthat 0
well then maybe she should learn not to sing so loudly as to disturb other people. They have to hear it unintentionally when OP is singing so loudly, it probably distracts them from other things, then the least they deserve is some entertainment from guessing her song. n maybe OP is a HORRIBLE singer whose also loud, in which case she desrves no better.
TheTruth1428 0
How is that stalking at all? It's them getting entertainment, they're not doing it maliciously.