Today, I did a photoshoot with my boyfriend and his buddy. We drove out to the countryside and set up on top of a hill. My boyfriend kept having me move further and further back. I eventually fell and rolled down the steep hill, while he and his buddy high-fived each other. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, I went camping with my boyfriend. We were sleeping on a small slope. He got so drunk he peed in his sleep. I was downhill. FML
Today, my boyfriend was on the roof of his house. I climbed the ladder but I'm kind of scared of heights, so when I got up there I just sat on the edge. The gutter broke, fell down, and I fell along with it. My boyfriend then said, "I've been trying to tell you to go on a diet". FML
Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML
Today, my boyfriend's idiotic friend shoved me into a stream so I could be "reunited" with my family, since my name is River. The first thing I saw as I climbed out, soaking wet, was my boyfriend high-fiving his friend. FML
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PandaSmile 24
I hope you high fived him. In the face. With a chair.
kee_breezy32 34
that's ****** up.
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kee_breezy32 34
that's ****** up.
buddy51 23
If only there was a button you could click to say the same thing!!!! And, actually, it's ****** down since that's where she went....
Wowxoxo 17
Of course it is... that's why there's an FML about it. Those two probably put extensive planning into that gag
subwaysurfers 13
I'm not one to automatically say 'dump him' but the high five proves he was trying to make her fall down the steep hill which is extremely dangerous if she hit her head or something. So, I really would rethink the relationship if it were me.
brave_josh 9
How? It's not like there was a giant hole of death at the bottom of the other hill. It's a funny and a safe prank
Nordrag 26
In my opinion there are a lot of determining factors here. How steep is steep? How far did OP fall? Grassy hill or rocky? I mean, for all we know OP could have been perfectly safe falling down the hill. In which case it was a somewhat funny, slightly mean joke, which doesn't deserve an instant "dump him" call. However, if it was a dangerous fall, which honestly I'm going to assume it wasn't, then I could understand OP dumping her boyfriend.
jsandy1994 10
Everyone needs to get off their high horse, it was a joke, get over it. By the sounds of it, most of you would be awful girlfriends, no fun at all
daniel_0084 14
70 By the sounds of it. You're an ass!
DJisHere11 19
Not only that, but he also high-fived his friend like the shit was cool. He most really have feelings for you.
ise3 10
70 it really does depend on whether OP could have been seriously injured. People have died rolling down hills.
annie_nk 23
Found yourself a winner.
ottokat 15
Clearly, since he achieved what he set out to do. But don't get too excited with your catch, OP. He's also an asshole. I wonder why seeing his girlfriend fall off a cliff-like structure was a cause of such amusement to him?
ImAFaker 29
It's funny because she fell.
Ins0mau 20
A wiener?
Nordrag 26
It's mean, but I have to admit that I would have trouble not laughing if I were there.
ApollosMyth 22
As long as she wasn't injured I'd probably laugh too. Then again, most girls I hang out with are violent people and would do the same to me.
Zebediabolical 45
I'm not there and I'm laughing. This is totally something I'd do.
flashback.miss 28
find a patch of thorny rosebushes and push them in.
domking1315 20
"Hey guys, come stand next to this thornbush. I won't pish you in, i promise." It's foolproof
domking1315 20
*push
Chloe555_fml 27
Your picture gives me nightmares
Cusefan5 6
Maybe if you break up with him he will roll down on the floor and start crying
Koppol 15
That's when she should pull out the camera equipment with her boyfriend's buddy, take a picture, and then the two should high five. Cold, but effective. You'll get him back good with evidence of the whole thing.
Damian95 16
#43 you're a future contract killer.
Ripplez13 9
Well, doesn't he sound like a keeper!
PandaSmile 24
I hope you high fived him. In the face. With a chair.
SystemofaBlink41 27
That's how all high fives go, right? Well, gotta go see my friend! Hospital says it's visiting hours!
ironichalibut 24
Add an extra leg to that chair to make it legit
RoseBlack123 37
Made of steel.
buddy51 23
Were you shooting reenactments of nursery rhymes? Did you fall down and break your crown or just come tumbling after? I hope, at the bottom of the hill, you leaped up and shouted up at the laughing idiots that that's how you roll!!
TheCaramelKing 11
Maybe reenactments of the classic "Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun, stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son."
guy24 9
You're kinda oblivious then.
AngrySailor 17
Oldest trick in the book. And you fell for it...
Nordrag 26
Literally.
annie_nk 23
Quite literally.
annie_nk 23
Beat me to it! Ignore my comment... :/
Llama_Face89 34
And if I refuse to ignore it? What then?
annie_nk 23
Then you're a true rebel! ;)
AngrySailor 17
Rebel, rebel, He tore his dress....