Today, I did a photoshoot with my boyfriend and his buddy. We drove out to the countryside and set up on top of a hill. My boyfriend kept having me move further and further back. I eventually fell and rolled down the steep hill, while he and his buddy high-fived each other. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, I went camping with my boyfriend. We were sleeping on a small slope. He got so drunk he peed in his sleep. I was downhill. FML
Today, my boyfriend was on the roof of his house. I climbed the ladder but I'm kind of scared of heights, so when I got up there I just sat on the edge. The gutter broke, fell down, and I fell along with it. My boyfriend then said, "I've been trying to tell you to go on a diet". FML
Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML
Today, my boyfriend's idiotic friend shoved me into a stream so I could be "reunited" with my family, since my name is River. The first thing I saw as I climbed out, soaking wet, was my boyfriend high-fiving his friend. FML
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PandaSmile 24
I hope you high fived him. In the face. With a chair.
kee_breezy32 34
that's ****** up.
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Comments (126)
1jordan1 11
That's not even funny that's cruel. I really hoped you dumped his ass.
byron17 26
Oh wise up! Let a few people have their fun and take the rod out of your ass, please.
MateRicks 18
He obviously thought it was a funny thing to do. All op needs to do is explain why they're upset and why it was a stupid thing to do.
elsuperloco68 12
The roll down the hill gang. Hahaha
WizardJeremy 13
Dump his ass and do something about it. They celebrated because you were in pain. you've gotta report them.
Zebediabolical 45
Really? Report them? To who? For what?
gx_fml 8
What a loser her should really respect you coz you are his gf not one of his buddy really drop him dead
pnutbutternjelly 15
Is this a photoshoot of the scenery or a fake "model" photoshoot of yourself where you dress up in stupid fairy outfits and prance around like an idiot, because if it's the later, then I'd make you fall down the hill too. And I'm saying this as a person who knows actual "women" (who act like children) who do pathetic things like this.
gatorgirl2669 6
those baatards ball sacks would pay dearly.. what asshats
mattlord 7
I hope you dumped him. He pretty much laughed while you could have died.
HazelGrace 10
Dump his ass
Bluebering 16
Hahahahahha omg sucks 4 u