Today, I did a photoshoot with my boyfriend and his buddy. We drove out to the countryside and set up on top of a hill. My boyfriend kept having me move further and further back. I eventually fell and rolled down the steep hill, while he and his buddy high-fived each other. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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PandaSmile 24
I hope you high fived him. In the face. With a chair.
kee_breezy32 34
that's ****** up.
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Comments (126)
SasquatchDeluxe 10
I hope he's your EX- boyfriend now!
Darkeena 6
It sounds like he didn't think or care if you got hurt falling down the hill...just wanted the satisfaction of being funny to his friend. Question is, are you ok with being the butt of his jokes? If so, then I'd be looking over my shoulder from now on.
joopjoop 19
did they get a picture? thats not very nice of them but maybe later you can laugh at the picture :)
worldclassrager 41
You should have checked over your shoulder and see where the end I the hill was...
TheWorldGreatest 8
Just remember what come around goes around
SleeplessBeauty 12
Umm, is anyone else curious as to what kind of photoshoot OP was doing with her boyfriend and his buddy?
waterboyy_____ 12
THEY SEEM VERY RUDE
laurapiggy 3
Your boyfriend is a dick. Dump his ass.
1dvs_bstd 41
I saw something like this the other day on "One thousand ways to die" where a douchebag was trying to kill his girlfriend in eerily similar fashion (without the buddy) for insurance money to use with his other lover but fell and hit is head on a rock and died. Be careful.
tarv 16
I want to soooooo do that to my sister in law now