Today, my boyfriend was on the roof of his house. I climbed the ladder but I'm kind of scared of heights, so when I got up there I just sat on the edge. The gutter broke, fell down, and I fell along with it. My boyfriend then said, "I've been trying to tell you to go on a diet". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to sneak out. As I was climbing out of my 3rd floor window, he got a text and moved the ladder. Now I'm in the hospital with two broken ribs. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML
Today, I was on the arm of my couch trying to grab something from the bookshelf, and my boyfriend was below me. I asked, "So, would you catch me if I fell?" He looked back at me, paused for a moment before saying, "How much do you weigh again?" FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I started our diet. After a long day of being held accountable for every calorie I ate, I went home to sneak a snack. My boyfriend came over to surprise me, and found me on the couch shoveling left-over Indian food into my mouth. FML
Today, I was fixing a leak in the roof. When I was climbing down the ladder, it fell, but I managed to grab the ledge of the roof. The ladder hit my wife's car, then I fell on top of the ladder. My wife came running out to ask what happened to the car. FML
Today, I fell down a set of stairs while going into my basement. With a horrible pain in my left leg, I called out to my boyfriend to help me. Apparently a commercial about grass was more important. FML
Today, I was feeling down because I always think that I'm overweight. My boyfriend tried to prove me wrong by lifting me up. I threw his back out. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend came over to visit. Being nice, I let him walk down the stairs first, following after him. I still managed to reach the bottom before he did; after taking one step, I lost my footing and fell all the way down, scraping the skin off my arms and legs, and bruising my butt. FML
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Lexia_fml 0
You forgot to say if you're large or not. I'm guessing yes. But YDI it anyway. If you're scared of heights, why the **** would you sit on the EDGE, where you can see the fall clearly?
Katt1 0
Why would you sit on the edge of a roof if you're afraid of heights...?
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Comments (88)
FPsLife 5
Guess you'll have time to start on that diet now, eh?
CassT 0
Hoorah for the boyfriend. He obviously has a sense of humour and was trying to bring light into the situation, which the OP took the wrong way. Also: Why would you sit on the -gutter-? Dumbass.
WackTastic 0
He better be your EX boyfriend now! What an @$$
genius_man16 1
Oh yeah, totally and ass. I hate guys who have a sense of humor and try to lighten the mood when bad things happen. Those guys are the worst.
genius_man16 1
And do you know what's worse than that? Guys who ask if you are okay afterward. You really need to avoid those. Trouble waiting to happen. That's what THOSE guys are.
Trevv 0
Genius, you are a genius.
Lexia_fml 0
You forgot to say if you're large or not. I'm guessing yes. But YDI it anyway. If you're scared of heights, why the **** would you sit on the EDGE, where you can see the fall clearly?
elfuzzo 0
"YDI it"? YDI means "You Deserved It", so you just said "you deserved it it". Way to be redundant, idiot.
lolzforfun228 3
erm wow wtf are you talking about?
elfuzzo 0
You deserved it it. Try saying it outloud and see how retarded it is.
sickinlove13 0
My thoughts exactly. Even if she wasn't large, she still had no reason to sit on the edge of the roof if she's scared of heights. Actually, I don't know anyone who's scared of heights that would climb on a roof just because his/her girlfriend/boyfriend was up there.
alexgisforme3 0
3?
meeeep 0
no zero
demonstare7 5
Three is normally after two. Good job.
Katt1 0
Why would you sit on the edge of a roof if you're afraid of heights...?
Tapa 0
Sounds like you need a new boyfriend.
lol_good_one 0
Sounds like you need a new boyfriend...who is fat so you can diet together....heh
LolaCraven 5
Ha-ha, you're SOOO funny... NOT. So thin people can only date thin people now and the same goes about the ones who have problems with their weight? Jerk.
guppyskater 0
why would you sit on a freaking gutter? lol YDI. Even a regular sized person shouldnt be sitting on gutters.
Xader 0
+1 True
aravis227 0
Ditto #5...your boyfriend sounds like a jerk.
DrunkenLee 0
why the hell is he the jerk if hes telling the truth...its not his fault when she became plump...and if she is scared of heights why the heck is she sitting right on the edge.....YDI in all ways btw...what should the boyfriend do? sayin nuttin till shes so fat that he dumps her? WIN for telling the truth.... aint it that what womans want?
Ughsucks 0
Women that say they want the truth, don't. The infamous line from all fat women everywhere, "If you love me you won't care what I look like!"
seb12992 0
Agreed with #56. And the hoe deserves it for sitting on that gutter. Now that boy's parents are going to have to pay for it to get fixed. In fact, I hope they make yo fatass work it off. Hey, maybe you'll lose some weight in the process.
WateryAsh 0
What a jerk.
typohater 0
There should be a comma After ladder and there.
SimpleSimon 0
There should not be a capital letter on after. FYL
eliz3 0
If we're going to be picky then maybe you should have put a full stop after "FYL". For anyone out there who doesn't get sarcasm, what I am saying is stop being so goddam uptight.
alex_vik 1
The point. You're missing it.
NotNegativeNews 0
Gutters aren't designed to take anyone's weight. And what a horrible thing to say after you fall off a roof!
shaynashakesit 0
And that's what people keep conveniently forgetting. It's like, something breaks and suddenly it's "OMG, ur a fatty lose weight!!!111!!" You idiots need to STFU. Gutters, like #11 said, are not meant to hold much weight anyways. They could have been "regular-sized" and still broken it. And to the people saying he did a good thing saying that, you're also idiots. If, by chance, the OP was fat, that doesn't mean she'll keep gaining weight. Not everyone that's overweight spirals farther. Many maintain their weight at one point. So again, STFU.
tempaccount 0
Yeah, I thought people knew that. Gutters are meant to hold small bits of water. Even a slim person is way too much weight.
AkDreamer5 0
He's an ass for saying that, and she's stupid for sitting on it.