Today, I did a photoshoot with my boyfriend and his buddy. We drove out to the countryside and set up on top of a hill. My boyfriend kept having me move further and further back. I eventually fell and rolled down the steep hill, while he and his buddy high-fived each other. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, I went camping with my boyfriend. We were sleeping on a small slope. He got so drunk he peed in his sleep. I was downhill. FML
Today, my boyfriend was on the roof of his house. I climbed the ladder but I'm kind of scared of heights, so when I got up there I just sat on the edge. The gutter broke, fell down, and I fell along with it. My boyfriend then said, "I've been trying to tell you to go on a diet". FML
Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML
Today, my boyfriend's idiotic friend shoved me into a stream so I could be "reunited" with my family, since my name is River. The first thing I saw as I climbed out, soaking wet, was my boyfriend high-fiving his friend. FML
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PandaSmile 24
I hope you high fived him. In the face. With a chair.
kee_breezy32 34
that's ****** up.
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Comments (126)
LilFlutter 10
I hope you're okay! As a photographer, I also hope your camera is okay!
sassy2085 16
YDI there is no way that I would agree to a photo shoot out on the country with my boyfriend and his mate :$. OP you are just lucky that all that happened was that they acted juvenile.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
# 100 > Why do you have a boyfriend if you don't trust him? As for you OP, it looks like you're dating a childish moron and his friend is no better. Hopefully they apologized because you could have been seriously injured. If they don't see that what they did was wrong, you should take some actions.
Zoeee_18 11
That's really mean. Dump him you can do better ^-^
Thatguy334 7
Hopefully he's now your ex-boyfriend
lwonderful 11
Give him the angry silent treatment the whole way home
asylumlane 23
And he's still your boyfriend?
amisenho 11
He needed an incredibly complex setup just to cause you pain and get a quick laugh? Sounds like he went full dumbass.
icepick23 12
Wait--is your name Jill? Did he come tumbling after?
LesAnn89 3
It's sad what some guys will do when there buddies are around. Maybe find someone who has a little more respect for you?
banana987 7
Why would he do that to his girlfriend? I mean for all he knows while rolling down that steep hill you could have cracked/twisted your neck or hit your head on a rock! If to him your pain or injuries or whatever are a good laugh to him then the sound of you leaving him should be a good laugh for you.