Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by jumping into his arms. He panicked, stepped aside, and I crashed into the couch. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, my boyfriend graduated from boot camp. After the ceremony, I rushed over and tried to jump into his arms. This would have been romantic if he was expecting it. Instead, he fell over and we crashed onto the floor in front of everyone. FML
Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
DEXter501 0
... You mean he didn't notice when you fell over? i get what she meant but seriously, what is up with the wording of some of these fmls.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
a real romantic man likes his girls semi conscious and disorientated.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (79)
bheinlein3 0
lmao
ey3seecold 0
hump his head and face plant him !.
EpicPear 0
Oh look! Texas... That * explains it.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
a real romantic man likes his girls semi conscious and disorientated.
ColetteL 4
Little did he know? Did he not notice you weren't on his shoulder? Perhaps you meant to say "Little did he know he was going to..."
mamamiaaa_fml 12
I imagined that ouchhhh how did you not break anything?! hmmph. dammit now I'm so curious I have to try it.
White_Fury 0
He must not be from Texas. Real Texans treat women better than that!
mamamiaaa_fml 12
yes. they like to use whips to round em up.
White_Fury 0
Yeehaw 41! ;)
mamamiaaa_fml 12
yippty bippity boppity boo. yes I speak Texan.
White_Fury 0
Haha! I am actually from the city, so I don't sound like I am a true Texan :/
mamamiaaa_fml 12
oh. so you're not 'that' type of Texan. don't tell me you don't even own a cowboy hat.
Dr_PooPingDung 0
Shutup you bitches ^^ VV
humzizzl3 0
hahahhaa this is funny
White_Fury 0
I actually own 2. hahaha 0:)
mamamiaaa_fml 12
oh. well can I have one?
kboy1234 0
can't blame him... he was at least trying to be romantic... give him a break ...
knoll4007 3
He needs more practice(:
Reyann 0
lol yea let him practice (:
WorkThatButt 2
This is some wonderful shit..
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
Ouch. He should've been more careful. His intentions were sweet though!
mz_booty 0
agreed
a_girl_i_know 0
That reminds me of a time that I face-planted, that was my own fault though. But seriously, I would have been Pissed at my bf if that happened to me, if your bf can't handle the momentum that comes with lifting someone like that, they shouldn't be trying to lift anyone up.
Garytt 0
pics :D
schwancy 2
Carpet, Tile, or hardwood?
DEXter501 0
... You mean he didn't notice when you fell over? i get what she meant but seriously, what is up with the wording of some of these fmls.
Kgirl2cute 6
11, exactly what I thought (:
kindlystfupls 0
lol I agree. I was thinking he must be like 2.5 feet tall if she was over his shoulder yet still face-planted... hmm never know maybe he's a little person. lol
White_Fury 0
Agreed! People don't know how to form grammatically correct sentences or punctuation in FMLs. Sometimes they. just. use. too. many. periods. too.
Zebidee 9
Spend five minutes modding the FML submissions. They make this one look like a work of genius. How do people get through life without being able to string a sentence together?
ezrabc 0
/agree
Autoshot 9
Yea, I pictured the dude dropping his gf on her face and continuing to walk to the bedroom thinking that she was still on his shoulder.
iheartglasses 0
At least it goes to show he can pick you up, and throw you lol Some chicks cant be picked up
jimmyaward 0
word