Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by jumping into his arms. He panicked, stepped aside, and I crashed into the couch. FML
Today, my boyfriend graduated from boot camp. After the ceremony, I rushed over and tried to jump into his arms. This would have been romantic if he was expecting it. Instead, he fell over and we crashed onto the floor in front of everyone. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML
Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
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ohcoolstorybro 14
Did you Say it back at least?!?
perdix 31
So, how does this story end? Did he forgive you or did he dump you? This is a real . . . *lowers sunglasses* cliff-hanger.
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ohcoolstorybro 14
Did you Say it back at least?!?
FlyingLeumer 19
"I think I love you, so whatre you so afraid of!" Possibly getting pushed off a cliff....
K410 18
Still sounds like a better love story than Twilight lmao
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Twilight had the most epic love story ever! It had vampire/werewolf/Kristen Stewart/lonely hobo sex! How can you expect a better love story than that?!
rocketiquette 20
I hope he yelled "as you wish!!!!" before he went in the water...
Melix 31
Lets all hope that she said it back..
Soloman212 28
87... I hate to be "that guy", but... That was inconceivably good.
jooyuschase 5
You may actually be dumb.
lexi365 20
#77, please don't breed.
suboy 10
Someone help please. Im having a hard time remembering what 87 is referring to.
WestSoy 9
#156 It's the Princess Bride
ryan4723 24
#77 Twilight is a horrible love story!
soullyfe 33
If that's what happens when someone tells her they love her, I wonder what she'd do if they proposed...
alstbv12 13
#77 Sticking to the Princess Bride theme..."Booo! Booo! Boooo!"
andrew6p 19
This phrase has been overused! Try and come up with something new and better
pwnman 33
Well OP, doesn't this mean that you deserved it? I do hope you said that you love him back.
ElementaryEdGuy 18
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
They both deserve it for being an idiot and going cliff jumping.
ShakeDisPlace 10
Love can be painful sometimes.
Dracoboxer357 36
17- Funny, I thought more people died every year driving a car than jumping off a cliff. You aren't one of those idiots that actually has Driven one before, are you??? :p
Flowtastic 16
32 - did you ever think that's because more people are likely to drive than jump off a cliff? While 17s an idiot for their statement using "facts" like those doesn't help much.
Thundering_Jibbs 13
Strange that her first impulse was to try to murder him...
ElementaryEdGuy 18
32: Yes, and you're more likely to die of natural causes than cancer, but that doesn't mean you should smoke 16 packs of cigarettes a day.
ElementaryEdGuy 18
52: Since when am I more than one person? Their is the possessive pronoun for third person plural.
Dracoboxer357 36
52- Of course I realized that, I wasn't citing actual, credible statistics. I was trying to make a point about being too quick to judge based on one activity in Op's life. Jumping off a cliff has killed someone before, so anyone that jumps off one Must be a suicidal idiot. But, since someone also once died driving a car, why....Anyone that also drives one must be an idiot too!!!....right?!? :p Nevermind, it was hardly worth the effort of explaining it after the first comment anyways. The fact I even bothered trying to probably helped me appear just as simple. :p
Dracoboxer357 36
58- Lol, very true. :) However, I also don't cliff dive.....not a fan of heights. ;) Meant no offense btw. :) Cheers!
ElementaryEdGuy 18
Jumping off of a cliff is reckless regardless of how fun it is. It's very dangerous. While there's no guarantee that a car will not fail, nor is there one protecting you from other drivers, driving can be very safe and practical. Driving accidents are an unintended consequence of a virtually unavoidable task. Injury from cliff jumping is an unintended consequence of an avoidable task.
perdix 31
#68, I thought you were referring to jumping Cliff from Cheers! I read too fast, but that would have been a pretty good joke!
kikks_xx 10
#58 Cancer IS a natural cause.....
love_me_electric 20
17 - more people die from cigarettes than heroin. That doesn't mean heroin is safe, it just means people are more likely to smoke cigarettes than take heroin.
flashback.miss 28
So, that's the story you're sticking too... Well.. hopefully he forgives you, someday.
rocker_chick105 31
Your picture gives me nightmates
geekpower_fml 28
*to
elk21dbm 18
I scroll past it quickly or cover it up with my hand *shudders*
ironichalibut 24
Those aren't lyrics! What song is that?
JimmyRustle25 6
Should have replied with "Love hurts, but sometimes it's a good hurt and I feel like I'm alive"
loldatssad 12
YDI.
mario2012 18
There is a button that gets lonely at night that does the same thing. You may want to give it some company.
rosenkrieger223 24
Seriously. If all you're going to say is "YDI", then just click the button. You really only need to comment if you're going to elaborate on why you think the OP deserves it.
FlyingLeumer 19
I think he's lookin for some badges....
Soloman212 28
Too bad one of them involves not being buried.
Nicostream 16
BURN
padlarf 14
Badges? He ain't got no badges. He doesn't need no badges. He doesn't have to show you any stinkin' badges.
xoamy906 25
Are you angry he loves you or?
donkeykitty 16
or...or what? dont leave me like that!!
xoamy906 25
That was still shitty on her part to push him off the cliff. What if he died?
Zebediabolical 45
#129: Then she could make up any story she wanted!
jessBeAqueen 13
well now you dont have anything to worry about. I doubt he still has those feelings after that fall
Damian95 16
"Hey! I know I just pushed you off a cliff, but I Iove you!!!"
singer0421 32
Are you afraid of commitment or did he say it too early in the relationship?
ItsAshley16 8
Some people are just plain afraid of the word 'Love'. It's so misused in the word you really don't know if someone means it or not.
DocBastard 40
Aaaaaas yooouuuu wiiiiiish...
Dinderdon 20
It's inconceivable!
ManInTheMachine 20
That word, you keep using it. I do not think it means what you think it means.
mario2012 18
You three are awesome.
AholeCop 11
"I'm on the brute squad." "You are the brute squad."
hooligyn123 18
Well if it all works out and he's OK, maybe he'll have fun stormin' the castle....
BellaBelle_fml 23
It warms my heart to see that so many other people share in my love and appreciation for The Princess Bride. Hands-down, one of the very best movies of all time!
Wizardo 34
I just imagined him screaming 'I love yoooooooou' whilst plummeting towards the abyss, poor lad.
Murbles 6
For using "whilst" properly, you win the internetz :)
ciumegu 6
Hopefully he will understand that you were freaked out, and then you can work it out
queerdragon 20
I would not want to be with someone who pushes me off cliffs for saying, "I love you."
assassinthefirst 5
well since he is her boyfriend now, I'm assuming he's cool about it
assassinbanana0 20
Yes, because pushing him off a cliff is perfectly fine since she's his girlfriend.