Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went dirtbiking. While I was going down a hill, I spun out of control and flipped over my handle bars. I now have a sprained arm, multiple bruises and a crescent-shaped gash on my neck that looks like I was bitten. People are asking if my boyfriend and I were being frisky last night. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Big wuss
Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
Today, while riding back from a weekend away with my boyfriend, we crashed his motorbike, resulting in us getting thrown over a barbed wire fence into a forest. I woke up in hospital. Apparently, in his adrenaline rush, he climbed back on his bike and continued his trip, forgetting all about me. FML
Major romcom vibes
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Brained
Today, I was riding my scooter at a skate park. I was wearing a helmet, but I got hot, so I took it off. Within the next minute, I fell off my scooter and cut my head open. I had to get four stitches. FML
Top comments
kathuzada 6
Call 911, again
JoshTheMaggot 8
How'd the manage to do that? Were they carrying you upside down?
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kathuzada 6
Call 911, again
ClashParody 21
#1 - Your logic is infallible; I agree.
Dramori 29
I wish all you ambulance chasing morons would shut up about compensation - on another note, this is a rare moment for me of saying YDI for not wearing the leathers. I came off my bike at 50mph and only had two bruises, although my leathers and helmet were torn to shreds. They're called protective gear for a reason!
ItsaMeLuigi 6
Where does it say she wasn't wearing leathers?
theten_fml 9
Now.. Who you gonna call?!
ShyAnn29 15
Ghostbusters!
WritingWrongs 8
Yeah, it's a good thing the paramedics were there to help with that head injury.
Sinamoi 18
22- You're an idiot. First of all it never says she wasn't wearing any leathers, so where did you come to that conclusion? Second, OP only suffered minor injuries from the inital fall. It was the secondary head drop by the paramedics that made this an FML.
florido_fml 10
How did op managed to fall off the motorcycle but her boyfriend is okay?
JoshTheMaggot 8
How'd the manage to do that? Were they carrying you upside down?
iseyixes 18
I don't get it either, for scrapes and bruises they wouldn't carry her or put her in the gurney.
SApprentice 34
17- If they suspect a possible head injury, which they automatically do with motorcycle crashes of any kind, they would have loaded her onto a gurney as a precaution.
vettle 6
But she only fell off his bike. She didn't mention a crash of any kind!
Sinamoi 18
It doesn't matter. It was a motorcycle related incident and the EMTs have very specific protocols on how to deal with it, with head injuries being amongst the highest concerns.
TheDrifter 24
Now you really can use the excuse that you were dropped on your head when you were younger.
warehouse_rat 8
only in america lol morons, come to Australia they actually take care of you here.
joep1 7
I hope you still had your helmet on. If not, you may have to wear one around normally now. But on a serious note, that's awful. You could probably be compensated or take it to court.
shayshayshazam 14
Yeah, lets all be sue-happy jerk wads! Lets ruin the careers of people who have dedicated their lives to trying to help others!
joep1 7
They dropped her on her head.
yahoowizard 16
She said OR take it to court if they don't compensate. It's bad to jump out and yell sue each time someone messes up, and but it's also bad to start bashing people even if they mention the word. Whether or not they were trying to help, they did mess up and someone needs to pay for OPs head. If the hospital refuses then a lawsuit is in order.
Larawk 8
It's Canada. We're not sue happy... Most of us.
CptZoe 10
joep1, ever heard of a little something called human error? I agree she should report it at least, but cut them a bit of slack...
joep1 7
Thank you 11. When you call an ambulance you deserve care and help. Even if it was a mistake, that shouldn't have happened and could have caused injury. If they don't pay you should fight to be compensated. Or at least that's what I would do.
joep1 7
Cut them slack? All I said was to be compensated for their fault. Everyone does make errors, you and I included. But with a job like that there really isn't room for screw-ups and it should be dealt with. What if someone just had a serious car accident and they were dropped? If nothing was done this could keep happening, and might even end up much worse.
shayshayshazam 14
Why should they pay?! They have better things to spend money on! Like saving lives. And better things to spend their time on than someone who has a few scrapes and bruises. Like saving lives. And, I'm Canadian too. But I hear "sue" far too often lately. What should she be compensated for? She's well enough to write out an FML. She's fine.
KiddNYC1O 22
38- I know it only says scrapes and bruises but falling off a bike will most likely cause some kind of head injury. Undetected head injuries could result lethal, hence the boyfriend's precaution.
WritingWrongs 8
I believe 6 was referring to the hospital bill for examining her head later, and yes that should come out of the paramedic's pocket. If anything he will be more careful in the future.
dashizam 10
Look, at the very least it should go on the medic's record. You don't know how many times these "mistakes" have been made! And they should pay for the extra medical attention needed, that extra attention may also have cost another patients life, because the doctor was busy. There are lots of medical ****-ups these days, leading to all of the law suits. Scenario: I go to the doctor because I have a cut, the doctor "cuts out the dead skin" making the hole bigger. It becomes infected, while at the hospital, and I lose my leg. What would I do?
NeonPopRocks 14
9- I agree with 6, because what If she had severe head injuries and that one drop on the head killed or permanently damaged their head/ brain?
shayshayshazam 14
Lol, she's from Canada. So she doesn't have to pay for the medical care. If she wants compensation from anybody, it should be her boyfriend! Also, the weather up here in Alberta sucks right now. So idk why they're on motorbikes!
SUPA_TOLL_CAL 6
#6 why would you want to sue people that are alert with a team 24/7 always rven on christmasday saving lives because of one mistake. sure its not good of them but sueing them for "compensation" is just chic revenge cloaked as justice.
love_me_electric 20
In Canada it's almost impossible to sue doctors. Not sure about paramedics though.
shellykjelly 26
Ehh??
shayshayshazam 14
That's what you get for calling an ambulance for scrapes and bruises lol. I get that it was a precaution, but if it wasn't an emergency he could have driven you himself...
Shafena 8
Yeah and then watch OP fall off the motorbike again -.-
sirpantselot 22
Spot on, 7. My wife's a paramedic and is perpetually frustrated having to waste time on people who call ambulances when there's no emergency. People like OP's boyfriend.
ocramavaf 15
well better be safe than sorry, I have a friend who fell off of the last step on a ladder on his back, he did not feel anything at first that same evening he could not walk, he had suffered a minor spinal fracture that had worsened because he had simply gone on with his day, took a month to heal, I see the wasting somebody's time point especially paramedics but still I'd rather put in a useless call than suffer something serious later due to not wanting to put in a useless call.
prettyinpink03 11
Absolutely better safe then sorry. I called one because I fell down some stairs. I had sprained both my ankles severely and knew that right away. Didn't know about the two cracked ribs until I had trouble breathing later that night. Super scary. Not "emergency" perhaps but I enjoyed the peace of mind the ambulance gave me that night.
NeonPopRocks 14
And sometimes there are unseen injuries that are fatal.
JOcoco 14
30 - In my health class my teacher has repeatedly told us that if someone has had a bad fall the best course of action is to not move them and call an ambulance immediately. Since there is the chance the person is injured like the above commenters have mentioned. So although your wife may find it frustrating its considered the proper thing to do.
shayshayshazam 14
I'm not saying she shouldn't seek medical attention, but an ambulance is a little much.
TrailblazerSS 5
7 - She fell off the damn bike. Do you really think she's going to want to get right back on it anyway? And once again, how would he know if there is more serious internal injuries or not? He did the right thing.
happle 21
56- Did you read ANY of the comments above yours?
shayshayshazam 14
Yes, 71, I read all.
sirpantselot 22
I completely believe in "better safe than sorry." I'd never say that OP shouldn't have gone to the hospital. But if there's a perfectly fit person next to them, that person can take them there and not waste the ambos' time. Sounds like OP could have even taken herself.
shayshayshazam 14
Thank you 79, that's all I was trying to say lol
lukemack 4
Agreed 79-if she feel off and said I can't move call an ambo, but if she got up and said shit i hurt myself but was still walking then take her to the hospital.
Zebediabolical 45
But there was an emergency. A woman who was dropped on her head!!
nick347b 6
Oh, the irony.
zandalee 20
What irony would that be?
skullofdarkness 18
Oh the creativity…
DaDezza244 31
35- it's pretty obvious
Izabushel 65
I had that happen to one of my patients who was in labour. The back wheels on the gurney didn't click down and she landed on her head when they took her out of the back of the ambulance. She was in more pain from the bump on the back of her head than from the contractions.
newbiehere99 6
The paramedics should've been aHead of the game.
trellz17 19
Wow, I would've took my chances on the motorcycle.
Sinamoi 18
And that's why you would end up in the obituary section of the newspaper.