Today, I did a photoshoot with my boyfriend and his buddy. We drove out to the countryside and set up on top of a hill. My boyfriend kept having me move further and further back. I eventually fell and rolled down the steep hill, while he and his buddy high-fived each other. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, I went camping with my boyfriend. We were sleeping on a small slope. He got so drunk he peed in his sleep. I was downhill. FML
Today, my boyfriend was on the roof of his house. I climbed the ladder but I'm kind of scared of heights, so when I got up there I just sat on the edge. The gutter broke, fell down, and I fell along with it. My boyfriend then said, "I've been trying to tell you to go on a diet". FML
Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML
Today, my boyfriend's idiotic friend shoved me into a stream so I could be "reunited" with my family, since my name is River. The first thing I saw as I climbed out, soaking wet, was my boyfriend high-fiving his friend. FML
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PandaSmile 24
I hope you high fived him. In the face. With a chair.
kee_breezy32 34
that's ****** up.
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Comments (126)
wowthatissad 9
What a dick. pranks aren't funny If they hurt somebody. Sorry OP :(
chillnhill 24
Time for a new boyfriend... he has no respect for you.
buckdharma 38
He usually just pulls your hair or punches you in the arm. Now you know he really, really likes you.
CoGhostRider 31
This sounded exactly like a threesome story lol just know it could have been worse
dutch_girl13 20
Nice boyfriend. Time for revenge. Muahahahaha
auburngirl106 14
He's a keeper
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
So now I'm left to wonder if him and his buddy planned that all along or if it was an opportunistic prank. Because on one hand he could be an asshole but on the other, he could just have a spontaneous albeit misguided sense of humor.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Your boyfriend is a complete a*****e. Dump him and find someone better.
Nyx_fml 23
It's okay; you can do it. No need to be scared. Just close your eyes, loosen up your fingers and go. One letter at a time: A. M. P. U. T. E. E. That's what you meant, right? But anyway, dumping someone over that... oh boy, that's harsh.
Obey_StudBoii 23
#58 Lol thanks for the laugh. I personally think that what OP's boyfriend did was wrong.
imagineapc 11
I find this completely hilarious.
AustinDenton 22
Haha! That's totally mean but also super funny. Learn from your mistakes.