Today, I did a photoshoot with my boyfriend and his buddy. We drove out to the countryside and set up on top of a hill. My boyfriend kept having me move further and further back. I eventually fell and rolled down the steep hill, while he and his buddy high-fived each other. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, I went camping with my boyfriend. We were sleeping on a small slope. He got so drunk he peed in his sleep. I was downhill. FML
Today, my boyfriend was on the roof of his house. I climbed the ladder but I'm kind of scared of heights, so when I got up there I just sat on the edge. The gutter broke, fell down, and I fell along with it. My boyfriend then said, "I've been trying to tell you to go on a diet". FML
Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML
Today, my boyfriend's idiotic friend shoved me into a stream so I could be "reunited" with my family, since my name is River. The first thing I saw as I climbed out, soaking wet, was my boyfriend high-fiving his friend. FML
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PandaSmile 24
I hope you high fived him. In the face. With a chair.
kee_breezy32 34
that's ****** up.
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Comments (126)
FrankHotpants 31
Sometimes things happen in life and you just have to roll with it.
vintaqe 28
Okay, I admit. I laughed at this.
cieloalicia 16
That's how some guys show off to their buddies, unfortunately.
HeadlessSparrow 20
Did you capture a photo of you falling? But I'm sorry they played a mean prank on you!
tfriend3 15
I don't think they were trying to hurt you, maybe they miscalculated how steep the hill was. Good to know you're alright though OP, could've been worse.
XxxCowgirl 5
Why do so many on here try photo shoots with their boyfriends as the photographer? Am I the only one who finds this odd..
chocolatefrog28 29
But did you get the shot? Everyone seems to be missing the big picture here ;)
brainymes 30
You being hurt is funny to him? I'd break up with him if I were you.
CrissyyyS2 22
Take the keys and drive off. Make them walk home.
Royalistic 8
I kinda like the guy
Pcmwanali 1
LMFAO