Today, I decided to use fake tan, seeing as I am so pale. Everywhere I have been today, I have had children behind me. Singing the Oompa Loompa song. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I used a self-tanning towelette to help even out my tan lines and disguise my vitiligo a bit. Now my stomach is orange and my spots are even more noticeable. FML
Today, I got a spray tan. The lady asked what shade I wanted to be, and joking, I said the darkest. She took it seriously. Now no one can recognize me, and I have work tomorrow. FML
Today, I'm so pale that I managed to get a sunburn while sitting in a bus. FML
Today, I was told to rub in my sunscreen because I looked like a ghost. I wasn't wearing any. I'm just that white. FML
Today, I'm so pale, my boss asked me whether I light up in the dark. FML
Today, I decided to get a spray tan. I'm now more orange than the current president of the United States. FML
Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML
Today, my 15 year-old brother, visiting me for the weekend, thought it would be a great idea to switch my expensive moisturiser for fake tan cream. I'm going to work in 12 hours. I'm fluorescent orange. FML
Today, I used a tanning bed at my local gym for the first time. I went in for the full allowed time of 9 minutes. I went to school after and everybody said I looked like Trump. Confused, I went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror. My skin is orange and matches with my bleach blonde hair. FML
Today, it was hot out, so I wore shorts. My dad took one look at me and said, "Your thighs are so pale, it's like staring into the sun". FML
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TheDarkoprince 0
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da Oompa, Loopma, doom-pa-dee-do
nicolexsmile 0
YDI
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Comments (207)
Nightfallz 0
Keep the pale look I think it's sexy. The whiter the better
CyclonePsycho 1
She's from the United Kingdom. Way to be ignorant.
PeacockSHS 0
Epic Fail, jddjr. Learn to read before you comment something like that, retarded asshole.
amv_22 0
Spray tans suck. Tanning bed :)
ivals 3
OOMPA LOOPA DUMPA DE TA OOMPA LOOPA DUMPA DE TA OOMPA LOOPA DUMPA DE TA
dolphingirl 0
Clarins Delicious Self tanner... not sure if it's in Britain, but considering it's a French company you might have luck. There are ways to remove it: http://makeup.lovetoknow.com/How_to_Remove_Self_Tanner Best of luck... but better to be an oompa loompa for a few days than to have skin cancer!
courtgirl263 0
omg i'm pretty tan but my stomache is a little palish due to my appendicitus so i decided to tan today... my stomache didnt get any tanner but my arms got bright red
jddjr 0
Is there any reason why people could possibly imagine they "need" tans, fake or not? Are these kids watching too much mtv? God no wonder people hate America, all everyone is worried about is whether they're tan or not. Sad
starvingxartist 0
did you also dye your hair green and wear white eyeshadow? if so, you were asking for it.
oftheblue 0
tanning makes you look thinner and more toned. it hides blemishes in ur face and skin and makes your skin appear more even however, baking urself to leather is bad, but otherwise people look better w/ tans
f_all_our_lives 4
this made me LOL literally :p were you dancing to the oompa loompa song too? LOL
1073kat 0
oh shit........... im pale and was planning on using it LOL