Today, I realized I'm getting my period pretty soon. How? I started crying and throwing plates because I thought we were out of sweet bread. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
Help! I need somebody!
Today, I woke up to realize I got my period a week early. The day of the after-wedding brunch. In a sort of remote area. Without pads or tampons. I need to be at the breakfast in a half-hour. FML
Alexa, play "Don't Go" by Yazoo
Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
Today, I found out that I puke and then pass out at the sight of blood. I am a 16 year old girl expecting hundreds of periods to come. FML
My body hates me
Today, I'm on the last few days of my period. After nothing came out the whole day, a dollop of blood suddenly poured out, somehow managed to entirely circumvent the giant pad I was wearing, and went straight into my underwear, pants, and the chair I was sitting on. FML
NOT NOW!
Today, after I went in for surgery, I came out of extremely anemic from blood loss. As soon as I got home, I started my period. FML
Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML
Today, at a family reunion, my dad announced to everyone that I'd finally started my menstrual cycle. My grandmother started sobbing hysterically. FML
PMS FTW
Today, I realized how emotional I get around my time of month when I cried because a cheese commercial was so "touching." FML
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Jemm_fml 29
Hey, sweet bread is the shit... so I totally understand.
Wizardo 34
Maybe you're just really passionate about sweet bread and you hate plates...
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Comments (210)
peachfuzz74 8
You're fat:)
FALLENSEBZERO 16
How would you know? You inconsiderate ****.
Zhilla 19
Well that was uncalled for...
Misswildsides 22
Well that was just rude and uncalled for, #1
buddy51 23
#1 is premenstrual and cranky!!! Watch those ragin hormones, #1!!!!
phoneYuNOlisten 16
WTF #1? Someone can't eat something they want?
TheCanucklehead 22
People, clearly 1 meant fat as in (informal) 'financially substantial or desirable'
TheLittleBear 19
Just out of interest #1, did you think you were going to get any up-votes for a comment like that?
confusedAsFuck 34
#23 either that or he's her husband
dweeds508 24
You're an asshole, #1
Wimoweh 10
Canuckle, this isn't the first time I didn't understand a single word of your comment lol
MolesterStallone 13
I would not want to be around you when you actually get your period...
ViRepz 28
With that name, the OP probably has a mutual feeling...
PterodactylMan 23
I hope the plates are okay!
mcm_3 16
Ditto
MontvaleMayhem 11
Actually the mood swings normally happen a week before the actual periods. I track 21 days give or take a day or two from the period and just stay out of the way for that week unless she wants attention. A lot of times the problems come during that period and men don't understand why it's happening and end up making matters worse.
happle 21
I think it's different for everyone; I always get mood swings during my period and I'm fine the other weeks.
Caitie_kid 8
I totally understand mood swings as I'm pregnant, but throwing plates?? That seems extreme.
smc3106 25
Mood swings, yeah. Being irritable, easily agitated or emotional, that's fine but there's a thin line between being pissy and being a bitch. I've known a lot of women that don't have mood swings & if they do, they know how to keep themselves composed. Most of them will tell you, having a period is no excuse for being a raving lunatic. You should see a shrink, there's probably some underlying reason for your inability to control your temper.
CookieLovesBoo 16
You only have mood swings if your diets bad.
Caitie_kid 8
153, you have mood swings because of fluctuating hormone levels in your body.
alycion 39
I would start with an obgyn before a shrink. There are many conditions that can cause worse then normal pms and mood swings. Hormones can be evil.
ceremonials 6
#2 seriously, I agree
Krystal3408 32
Gotta have the sweet bread.
endurancefan212 21
Seriously. I hate it when people blame their extreme emotional behavior on their cycle, pregnancy, or hormones in general. Like, seriously, take accountability for your actions.
Jemm_fml 29
Hey, sweet bread is the shit... so I totally understand.
CaiDog 20
...Now I'm hungry :(
Enslaved 38
I wonder if the "sweet bread" the OP is talking about is actual bread and not just a funky term they give cooked lamb organs-- to hide what you're really eating. Ex: Rocky Mountain oysters. :P
slappygecko 21
It sounds like an appropriate reaction.
juwood 7
What exactly is sweet bread? This is something I have not heard of.
jkmartinjk 16
^I'm also Canadian and have never heard of sweet bread. It sounds good though.
TheDrifter 24
I'm also Canadian, but my local bakery sells a bread roll that's labeled as sweet bread, they also sell sweet buns. Just a sweetened bread product here, good for breakfast toast.
Jemm_fml 29
sweet bread is a loaf that's got cinnamon, sugar and coconut, and filled with cherries and raisins. The crust is coated with brown sugar. You'd kill people over it.
alunamoon 7
well there's literally bread that is sweet which people refer to as sweet bread and there is brains. which are referred to as sweet breads.
Katiekhalifa_fml 28
Sweetbread is the thymus gland/pancreas animal usually a lamb or a calf and its fried with butter...or at least that's what I was always told. There probably are loaves of bread that are sweetened and sold under the name Sweet Bread in your local bakery. I know at my work, we seasonally have some sweetened rolls that we make around Christmas time, but when I hear "sweetbread" I think of organs.
The1CalledGOAT 11
to me sweet bread is just the english translation of pan dulce, which is a very delicious variety of breads, muffins, cookies, pretzels, and of course churros.
MDTeddy 13
Hawaiian sweet rolls..wait, that isn't bread. Um pumpern...=]
Wizardo 34
Maybe you're just really passionate about sweet bread and you hate plates...
KinkyCurly 13
Or she's pregnant.
OnlyTheDarkest 17
She wouldn't be getting her period soon if her was pregnant.
SpamPam 18
Am I the only one who doesn't get mood swings when I'm on my period?
evilplatypus 39
58 - I usually feel a bit mopey, but nothing drastic.
generalasskicker 12
Maybe she is just an unreasonable person?
Fluffasuars_Rawr 15
Im the same way #58.
mdw7 12
I don't either. But I also make an effort to control my emotions and not let them control me.
KinkyCurly 13
She THINKS she's getting it and is using that as an excuse. She could be pregnant.
pnutbutternjelly 15
The have been studies done proving there are no mood swings associated with your period. If you act crazy on or before your period it's because you're just crazy in general. Therefore it makes more sense if she is pregnant.
rocker_chick105 31
138- what studies do you read?
just1n12 18
What studies do you read anyways?! I'm a guy and I know for a fact that mood swings happen to girls on their period, mostly because I have a girlfriend who gets mood swings while on her period, thus your case is invalid :)
wisericky 12
Now that is a trap. Helmets on, people. :O
RoseBlack123 37
Maybe you should see a doc to figure out how to control your emotions during your pms... Oh wait, that's why we have DocBastard!
DocBastard 40
That is NOT why we have DocBastard. OP is having troubles with her girl parts. I do NOT deal with girl parts. Yes, that's the actual medical term.
dalink 24
Everyone knows when you say "see your doc", the person calls up their PCP (primary care provider), who should never be surgeon. A surgeon dealing with this situation might end up with someone "cut[ting] a bitch". Then again that might be more preferable than sending above patient to me (aka internist) - ultimate solution: stat psych consult.
angelitared 27
I'm sure that's just you being the normal psycho!!
MissMae93 23
Oh, you know OP? You know this is how she acts on any given regular day? Wait a second, I think you're just making assumptions here and making yourself seem like a bitch. :)
phoneYuNOlisten 16
Don't forget the M&Ms
Blackcatluck 19
Did somebody say cat fight?
pnutbutternjelly 15
Number 22, i hate to tell you but studies prove that the pms mood swing thing is a myth, so she's not really being a bitch. She's just being realistic. Op probably does have some more issues than just pms.
Shrike 24
Haha, yeah, you're totally right. Hormone fluctuations have ****-all effect on moods, and everyone's affected in the exact same way. [/sarcasm] I'm still waiting for your sources and links to the literature on these "studies". Like pretty much every comment ever that invokes science and says "studies show X" you have no actual proof.
superman3212 8
cat fight. I heard cat fight. 0_0
enty6003 18
#143 - May I refer you to: "Mood and the Menstrual Cycle: A Review of Prospective Data Studies" - 2012 by Sarah Romans (MB, MD), Rose Clarkson (MD), Gillian Einstein (PhD), Michele Petrovic (BSc), Donna Stewart (MD, DPsych) [NB. FEMALES ^] Google it.
Sinkhole 26
Oh, you mean the study that didn't really have test subjects, but rather just took other studies and sort of made it work for their thesis, not even considering physical symptoms that could make women moody? Well, when you put it that way... The problem with those studies is that they assume that all women will always react the same way to hormones, when in reality, that's not the case. Of course, if they had done a more exhaustive job, and taken women who are more prone to have PMS (let's say, women with higher hormonal levels), then maybe that study would be more telling.
hig999 19
Is it just me, or are there more and more psychos on FML recently?
KeXu 6
Aren't we all psychos?
bostongirl77 5
So she's a psycho because her body is reacting to something she can't control. We as women really have no say in the way we react to situations when our hormones go crazy. Just yesterday I cried over a pot of hot water. I'm pregnant and not on my period but the hormones are the same. Do you think I wanted to cry about the water? No! But I sure as hell couldn't stop it. Trust me it's as annoying to us as it is to others.
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
hormones are very uncontrolble! I'm pregnant and cried for like an hour watching 'Of Mice and Men' when they shot the old dog...
SamCat 21
my bff and I were 8mo pregnant when at McDonalds they gave us the wrong order and we broke down crying in front of the employee. I don't even like McD's and oh I wish I could so apoligize to that worker. Hormones are awful lil creatures that make us do evil things.
TheDrifter 24
So now hormones are an excuse to just do anything you feel like at any given moment? I'll keep that bit of info on file.
generalasskicker 12
Actually yes psychos have that exact same set of problems
generalasskicker 12
Psychos are psychos because of the chemistry in there body women get kinda crazy because of the chemicals entering there system.
pnutbutternjelly 15
Being pregnant is TOTALLY different than being on your period.
hcollins1 18
53, period or not I still cry over sad scenes like that haha Oh and ps, nice name! :) -Hayley
ceremonials 6
#32 really? You're saying we don't have control of our hormones? It's called self-regulation. Many many many women can control themselves, you can't speak for everyone. Pregnant or menstruating, doesn't matter. This myth and excuse that so many women say when they're menstruating or pregnant is just so dumb. And yes I'm a female
Poppipuff 14
There is a difference between crying while being pregnant and watching a sad movie and throwing plates while your period.
Pootato 7
Yeah, it's pretty out of hand to throw plates around just because of PMS. I have PCOS and am a gyn. nurse, and know all about bad PMS. Most people just cry, get angry, or get depressed. The difference between being upset and throwing plates is that being upset is an emotion, which you can't control, but throwing plates is an action, which you can control.
Kateyez_26 13
Oh the joys of having a period....
Bloink 25
Well, sweet bread is pretty good