Today, I was saying goodbye to my boyfriend before I got on my bus. As I turned to get on, the door closed on my face. I knocked on the door. The driver looked at me, and while still staring at me, drove off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was getting on a bus, the driver shut the door on me while I was half way inside. Instead of apologizing to me, he criticized me for getting in the way. FML
Today, I was walking towards the bus. The bus was scheduled to leave at 3:20, and it was 3:19 so I decided to run for it. As the doors were closing, I managed to just slip my hand into the door, so it didn't fully close. The bus driver saw this, looked at my face, and then drove away. FML
Today, I was walking on my crutches towards the bus through the rain. The bus driver looked into my eyes, punching the button to close the doors while I was still a few meters away. As he drove off, he kept his eyes on me, while I had to wait for another 15 minutes for the next bus in the rain. FML
Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off, and drove away laughing. FML
Today, I temporarily got off the bus for the other students to get off, because they push and shove along their way. Then the bus driver closed the door on me and drove off. My laptop was on that bus. FML
Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML
Today, I was on a very crowded bus, standing near the back door. People had to get off at the stop, and being near the door, I had to step off the bus, allowing the people to exit. I was about to enter back into the bus, the door closed and the bus driver took off, leaving me stranded. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
Today, I had to take bus to work, because yesterday my car was hit by a bus. While standing there, I noticed the driver kept looking back at me every now and then. As I went to get off, he looks at me again and says: "Sorry..." FML
Today, ignoring the unspoken rule of not entering the bus when the driver's not inside, I went in while he was taking a break. As I stepped inside, he reached in the window and pressed the "close-door" button. It closed on my hand. Everyone at the bus stop laughed as I yelped in pain. FML
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Flutist 3
Bus stops are not Love Connections. Get on the ******* bus in the time allotted to you and we won't have to wait for your ass. I hate people like you. You say goodbye before the bus comes, and then get on.
Feverrotes 15
Now that's just mean. Report his/her ass to the transit center, etc. and have your BF there as witness. He/she'll be fired on the spot.
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Comments (61)
Agito1935 0
LMFAO THAT sucks
YDI_King 0
YDI. this isn't really FML worthy. "oh no. i'm the first person ever to miss the bus. and no bus driver has ever been a complete ass for no reason"
americayay 0
I don't think the bus driver was being an ass for no reason. OP probably just took too long to say goodbye to her boyfriend and the bus driver wasn't going to hold everyone up for that. At least that's my rational explanation.
lenasaur 0
Owned. That sucks.
Feverrotes 15
Now that's just mean. Report his/her ass to the transit center, etc. and have your BF there as witness. He/she'll be fired on the spot.
kayceesaysfyl 0
u know ur transportation rules. ;)
null_fml 11
Fired on the spot? You poor, naive soul. Here's what would actually happen: some guy in a suit would hear their complaint, assure them that repercussive actions would be taken, and generally placate them until they go away. Then, he would get the driver's side of the story, at which point they would laugh at the idiot passenger ancaresse about people who make their lives a living hell by not showing up/getting on when they're supposed to.
Flutist 3
Bus stops are not Love Connections. Get on the ******* bus in the time allotted to you and we won't have to wait for your ass. I hate people like you. You say goodbye before the bus comes, and then get on.
null_fml 11
I agree. People who wait until the last possible minute before getting on the bus are aggravatingly annoying. Particularly, they always seem to wait just outside of it and never look at the multitude of clocks, instead choosing to wait for the doors to close before even attempting to get on. I really don't understand how drivers put up with these narcissists. Kudos go to OP's driver for doing the right thing.
KayleeFrye 39
I agree. You should get on the bus right away, not stand there saying goodbye to people. Say goodbye before the bus gets there, or you see it coming down the street. Not only are you holding up the people on the bus, but you are also holding up all of the people driving behind it! Stop being so self-centered!
crazytoaster 2
YDI deserve it for not kicking in the door and busdriver.
HeatherFTW 0
Practice the face Puss-in-Boots makes, from Shrek.
Sage1314 4
I agree with #4, just get on the bus and stop wasting everyone's time
omghehehe 0
Only saying good bye and that happened? Boy, was the driver having a bad day or what?! Driver was probably jealous as he/she was staring at u driving away. strange. why stare, like u got some chip on ur shoulder? go figure... ahh, whatever. just be thankful ur not as bitter as the driver :)
sadistmonkey 19
Depends on what "saying goodbye" means. Does it mean a quick 5 second hug and kiss and a "goodbye"? Or does it mean 5 minute make out session?
omghehehe 0
;) You're absolutely right. I was thinking that, but I took it literally, "....saying goodbye...." Short and sweet, like any normal courteous person. Of course, if it was a long drawn out good bye, then it really wouldn't be a FML.
kawaiisakura 12
#31 that's what I was thinking. A quick hug is ok but if they were doing more than just a quick peck, it's a big YDI.
caancoha 0
Here, here, Flutist. I hate people who take forever to get on the bus. Especially if they're just sitting there making out. You should have said goodbye when you saw the ******* vessel coming towards you instead of pissing around.
Flutist 3
Vessel! Op is from the future where they ride space ships and its rude for people to expect you to follow the rules and allow them to do their job. How could I not see it. Sorry Op, you and your android boyfriend are so allowed to cosmically suck tongue while the bus driver gets in trouble for being late and getting written up. God forbid that the bus driver try to make sure they do their job AND let other people get to work, home, or on to their lives. I am so sorry I did not realize it was the LASt BUS IN THE WORLD and if saying goodbye was really that important you could not have waited. Sorry, I have to take public transportation. The only people we wait for are gimps and old people. FTW. Bus driver for the win.
nokillnobeepbeep 0
I think you confused the bus with a taxi. Bus drivers don't care to wait, so next time kiss your boyfriend goodbye before it gets there. Or flash the driver. Your choice.