Anonymous
Trumped
Today, I decided to get a spray tan. I'm now more orange than the current president of the United States. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
fishwizard
Today, I used a tanning bed at my local gym for the first time. I went in for the full allowed time of 9 minutes. I went to school after and everybody said I looked like Trump. Confused, I went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror. My skin is orange and matches with my bleach blonde hair. FML
Wannabees
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Canada
Racing stripes
Today, I decided to spray tan myself. Five minutes later, I had to pee, so I did. Not only do I now have two orange stripes on my toilet bowl, but I also have two big white stripes on the back of my thighs. FML
Anonymous
Denmark
Today, I decided to try a self-tanning lotion my friend had recommended. I put it on, and decided to take a nap. I woke up later and checked myself in the mirror, expecting to see a new, more tanned version of myself. I didn't. I'm now orange. FML
Sally
United States
Today, I got a spray tan. The lady asked what shade I wanted to be, and joking, I said the darkest. She took it seriously. Now no one can recognize me, and I have work tomorrow. FML
oompaloompa
New, from L'Oréal!
Today, I used a self-tanning towelette to help even out my tan lines and disguise my vitiligo a bit. Now my stomach is orange and my spots are even more noticeable. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got a spray tan for homecoming. While I was dancing, I got really sweaty and the spray tan rubbed off on the guy's white tux. FML
tan disaster
United States
Today, I went to get my spray tan before my semi-formal. After I applied lotion to the bottom of my feet as instructed, I went in the booth and began to start the tanning session. I lost my balance and fell right as the machine began to spray. I look like a spotted cheetah. FML
tgstreaks
United States
Jumpy
Today, I got a spray tan for the first time. Naked, I climbed into the booth. When the machine started I became frightened by the loud roar of the spray and couldn't breathe. I pissed myself out of fear. I now have river-like streaks down both legs where the pee washed my tan away. FML
blotchy-girl
New Zealand
Today, my sister thought it would be funny to spray my face with my new tanning spray, which is only supposed to be used on arms and legs. I woke up and looked in the mirror to see an orange blotchy face staring back at me. My parents can't look at me without laughing. FML
owwwwwe
United Kingdom
Today, I tried a self-tanner in an attempt to rid myself of my ghost-white legs. I got my wish, but instead of a warm golden tan, I have red, swollen, lobster-like marks sticking out from the bottom half of my torso. FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Yes, but at least you're not Making Russia Great Again. Are you?
Mathalamus 25
You got trumped.
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RichardPencil 32
Yes, but at least you're not Making Russia Great Again. Are you?
Mathalamus 25
You got trumped.
mfranks19891989 10
Come on Ross it’s spray count to 5 then turn around and spray
Wadlaen 24
Though about trying to take over his office? I bet you would do a better job!😉
skippydoda 32
1/4 cup salt, 1/2 cup lemon juice and a loofah
longnight83 9
Oompa Loompa Doopidy Doo. There is too much fake spray tan on you. Oomp Loompa Doopida Dee. Trump's fake color has nothing on thee. What do you get when you overuse tan? A problem with groping and a traveling ban! Why not just use a less colorful spray? So you don't look like piles of clay? You know you can hear them singing.
baristalbc 18
Not sure that’s possible.