Today, it was hot out, so I wore shorts. My dad took one look at me and said, "Your thighs are so pale, it's like staring into the sun". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my mom if she thought I looked skinny in my shorts. She jiggled my leg fat, looked up at me and walked away. FML
Today, it was hot out, so I opted to stay cool and wear my bathing suit all day. My mom took it as me rubbing in the fact that I'm thinner than her and grounded me. FML
Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML
Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML
Today, I was told to rub in my sunscreen because I looked like a ghost. I wasn't wearing any. I'm just that white. FML
Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML
Today, I had just finished a really intense workout in my garage gym. It was chilly outside, but I crossed the road home in my shorts, as I was still pretty hot and sweaty. A woman walked by and asked, "Aren't you cold, you skinny little whore?" FML
Today, my parents think it's so hot outside that it's okay for them to work in the garden naked. FML
Today, I'm so pale that I managed to get a sunburn while sitting in a bus. FML
Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML
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Top comments
RusticChick 27
There's always that awkward stage when shorts weather comes around. I had that same issue! I don't like going tanning so I blind the world until the brightness lessens. Lol. You're not alone, OP!
wheresmymary 22
I'd rather be pale than grossly tan
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Comments (72)
Weiss_Schnee 14
I hate this too, but there's a reason you wear shorts OP.
Jashie 18
Why was this voted down?
mmmxr 11
What? This made no sense. You just contradicted your self lol.
RusticChick 27
There's always that awkward stage when shorts weather comes around. I had that same issue! I don't like going tanning so I blind the world until the brightness lessens. Lol. You're not alone, OP!
nicole_is_bunny 15
I constantly get told pale I am, and I never hear the end about how extremely pale my legs are. My own doctor said I was "discolored" because of how pale I am. honestly, I don't particularly mind because I'd rather be pale than unnaturally orange-tanned.
Redoxx_fml 22
Well now you can get them tanned
shemademedoit 20
how if her legs are apparently the sun?
MzZombicidal 36
At least you're working on it! I'm super pale myself and I get pretty bright when I go outside. Lol. Just be sure to use a bit of sunscreen to avoid getting a bad burn!
coldasfire 23
can someone please explain to me how this got downvoted I don't understand what's wrong with it
Its_just_air 10
Same!
Zwerik 31
It's okay, at least he didn't turn blind. ;) Sorry, that was mean. Good for you for working on it OP, I should consider it too actually. :o
roxyroller20 15
I would be more empathetic if you were Canadian. Or a Ginger.
gallifreyanqueen 10
There are places in the States that get as cold as Canada ya know, and how do you know OP'S not a Ginger?
Steffi3 40
Only one way to fix that! Don't let him talk you back into long pants, OP, it's too hot for those
OysterPearls 33
OP, your body is beautiful, regardless of skin color.
TheGolfGTI 24
If you're like the sun OP, at least you shine bright.
Tyrez 32
How tragic...