Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 7-year-old sister had a nightmare, so I let her sleep in my bed. I woke up to her punching me in the face and giving me a black eye. Apparently, she not only screams when she's having a nightmare, she also "gives the bad guy a taste of his own medicine." FML
Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
Today, in the spirit of Halloween and to get back at a child who repeatedly pressed the doorbell until I showed up, I quickly opened the door and yelled "Boo!" The child ended up being carried away crying with wet pants by a mother threatening to sue. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML
Today, I was in a store with my mom. I wandered off, then walked around looking for her. I spotted her, and decided to put on a ski mask to give her a scare for a laugh. I hid around a corner and yelled "BOO!" when I saw her. It wasn't my mom, and I'm now banned from that store. FML
Today, my 8 year-old little sister said, "F*** you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said, "Gotcha, bitch." FML
Today, my sister was taking forever in the bathroom, and I jokingly threatened to kick down the door. I rammed into it, and it actually bust almost off its hinges. My sister screamed and our parents came running. Now I'm grounded forever and our bathroom has no door. FML
Today, I tried to prank my little brother by jumping out from behind a door to scare him. I ended up scaring myself when I caught a glimpse of my weirdly-lit reflection in a mirror mid-jump. FML
Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML
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Top comments
Pirate_argh 6
Your mother really needs to control her anger, and get a general overview of the situation.. If my mom did that to me, i'd freak out.. FYL
KwitIt 0
Yes, let's solve (non-existent) violence with violence, this sounds like a good plan...
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Comments (231)
xHaniffax 0
My parents have done that I hate little siblings so much I think this constitutes as as FML just for having a younger sister My brother's told my mum that I've hit him so many times when I haven't and I've been punished NO ONE NEEDS LITTLE SIBLINGS
JarJarBinks_fml 0
#19, wow, you talk too much. Dithering about the scenario that DIDN'T happen for half your essay. Lighten up a little, jumping out from hidden places to scare people is normal. You sound like the kid who everyone pranks cos he can't take a joke. And nice one, lol, pull the 'you have no life' card. With a post like that, maybe you practise what you preach. #16 wtf? A 10 year old is a bitch cos she got a fright and ran to her mother? You have issues with females. And yeah, to the fml poster, get a new mother. Favouritism is ftl, and a parent who punches their child in the eye on an assumption that has as little basis as this needs counselling.
musu_fml 0
It's a FYL for not calling the police to report the assault/domestic violence/child abuse. Seriously, if your mother doesn't understand that you don't use violence on ANYONE except for self-defence, ESPECIALLY not your own child, then you need to stand up for yourself and use the law to do it.
poison29 0
hahahaha #7
HPfan 0
lol my mum bit me till i started bleeding once coz i bit my sister hahha I have never bitten someone again!!
fymother 13
That is ****** up.
fretforyerlatte 0
i'm not gonna say NEVER hit your kids, there are honestly occasions where it's justified. but you definitely don't punch them in the face. and you never lay the smack down without knowing what's going on. that's ******.
dizzyyy 0
Your mom's a bitch. & I completely agree with #25.
Vasir 2
Ahahaha i do this alot also. i found its funniest hiding in an empty room and running out screaming behind my brother with my hands held up and out.. and i ran. it scared the shit outa him.
wrestler17 0
That's ****** up parents shouldn't hit there children... There's definitely some sexism here as if it was the dad everyone would be yelling to call the cops... Domestic violence is domestic violence despite gender
Curtieeeez 0
Punch her back!