Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 7-year-old sister had a nightmare, so I let her sleep in my bed. I woke up to her punching me in the face and giving me a black eye. Apparently, she not only screams when she's having a nightmare, she also "gives the bad guy a taste of his own medicine." FML
Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
Today, in the spirit of Halloween and to get back at a child who repeatedly pressed the doorbell until I showed up, I quickly opened the door and yelled "Boo!" The child ended up being carried away crying with wet pants by a mother threatening to sue. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML
Today, I was in a store with my mom. I wandered off, then walked around looking for her. I spotted her, and decided to put on a ski mask to give her a scare for a laugh. I hid around a corner and yelled "BOO!" when I saw her. It wasn't my mom, and I'm now banned from that store. FML
Today, my 8 year-old little sister said, "F*** you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said, "Gotcha, bitch." FML
Today, my sister was taking forever in the bathroom, and I jokingly threatened to kick down the door. I rammed into it, and it actually bust almost off its hinges. My sister screamed and our parents came running. Now I'm grounded forever and our bathroom has no door. FML
Today, I tried to prank my little brother by jumping out from behind a door to scare him. I ended up scaring myself when I caught a glimpse of my weirdly-lit reflection in a mirror mid-jump. FML
Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML
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Pirate_argh 6
Your mother really needs to control her anger, and get a general overview of the situation.. If my mom did that to me, i'd freak out.. FYL
KwitIt 0
Yes, let's solve (non-existent) violence with violence, this sounds like a good plan...
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yer_maw 1
At least you know who's the favourite child now, eh?
GrapefruitZoe 0
She PUNCHED YOU IN THE EYE? That's WRONG on SO many levels.
TigressUK 0
Sounds like you have an abusive family. Better call someone quick.
acro_actress95 0
I agree with #13 and LOL to #8 OP: That sucks! I'd probably ask my mom to sign up for anger management (maybe from a distance though LOL) Punching you're child is wrong on its own, it doesn't matter where. But in the EYE, or anywhere near the FACE is way beyond wrong. :o| Good Luck :O)
aback 5
You could call Childrens Services and get her in some deep shit, but I doubt it would improve things any. Sounds like both your sister and mom are stupid little bitches. FYL.
FPsLife 5
Not exactly proper corporal punishment... it's people like her that give the rest of us a bad name.
Indiana_fml 4
Domestic violence FTW. Next time, bite her finger off. That'll teach her that physical assaults can be mutual. No seriously, when you hit 16 and it doesn't get better, you better move out. No point in experiencing that child abuse were alright. In the worst case, one raises his own children in that way...
judgeymcjudge 0
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Hey, if she thought you hit the 10yr old girl, then I don't blame her for hitting you. But only because I have no idea whether you are a guy, girl, or how old you are. If you're like, a teenage boy any older than 15, you would totally deserve a whole bunch of crap for hitting your ten year old sister. If you're an 11 year old girl, that is pretty dodgy. The fact that you didn't actually hit her and got punched for something that didn't happen would suck, except for the fact that you were being an obnoxious prick by trying to scare the **** out of a 10yr old girl for 'fun'. What sort of an asshole are you, anyway? Don't you have any life at all? Nothing better to do than try to get ten year old kids to shit themselves for your own amusement? That you would even be amused by it makes you enough of a jerk. Dumb shit like that is bad enough without the victim being a little girl. I would have punched you for that, anyway. YDI.
quizikall 0
so boys can't hit girls
Rhythm_Man 0
what's up with you judgey?
crazedcabbages 0
ur being ******* ridiculous first OP's a guy n second wat u just said was kind of sexist and third who DOESNT scare their sibiling be they big nor small its FUN n a JOKE! stop freaking overreacting yeah he so deserves it for getting punched in the eye from his MOTHER all because he said one measley word in attempt to scare his sister a little. i mean seriously if u dnt play around like that with ur sibling then wat a sad family relationship.
dance123 0
Child abuse!
ditlihi 0
Call the cops and report your mom for child abuse!!!
sum1two 0
Shut up. it's his mother, she gave him life.
hahafmls 8
So if your mother punched YOU in the face for no discernible reason, your excuse would be "SHE GAVE ME LIFE"? -_-