Today, my 7-year-old sister had a nightmare, so I let her sleep in my bed. I woke up to her punching me in the face and giving me a black eye. Apparently, she not only screams when she's having a nightmare, she also "gives the bad guy a taste of his own medicine." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML
Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML
Today, I was woken by my younger sister punching me in the balls. She also pulled the duvet off, and dragged me out of bed by my feet and onto the floor. All because I ate her chocolates, which were a gift. I was left writhing in pain in my underwear right in front of her. FML
Today, my little sister was scared to sleep alone, so my parents made her sleep in bed with me. I barely slept, due to the utter terror of waking up to her chanting into my ear in a low whisper, "This is where you die, this is where you die..." FML
Today, my seven-year-old sister came to stay at my house for the night. She usually just sleepwalks. But tonight she sleep-peed in my clean clothes basket. FML
Today, I let my little sister sleep in my room because she had a nightmare. She is currently snoring like an overweight 40 year-old man with a cold. FML
Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Today, I was awakened by a small scary dark figure approaching me while making creepy noises. I screamed, kicked it away, and buried my face under my pillow. Later, after braving up, I turned on the lights. It was my sick 3-year-old niece, now dazed and coughing blood. FML
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epmorr2010 9
Solution: send her to your parents' room next time.
perdix 31
That's why you should wear a hockey mask to bed -- to comfort the child. Also, leaving a chainsaw idling on your nightstand creates soothing bedtime sounds.
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epmorr2010 9
Solution: send her to your parents' room next time.
Damian95 16
Its like that cute video where that little girl confidently states, "I'm gonna kick his ass. Because if I don't he's gonna kick my ass!"
Kn0wledge123 21
Your little sister sounds like a badass.
fakedsincerity 32
If it's in her sleep, it's completely involuntary so you can't really blame her.
HowAreYouToday 34
If I woke up beaten up by a 7 year old, I'd blame whoever I want.
Flowtastic 16
If you'd blame whoever you wanted you'd just be showing your immaturity and lack of reasoning. Simple fact: it's not the kid's fault.
HowAreYouToday 34
I'd forgive her of course, but I'd still be pissed.
nyrangersfan9 13
I really don't get why people are thumbing you down. As far as I know (I'm not a doctor), a person can't really control what they do in his/her sleep. Getting mad at someone for thrashing out mid-sleep is like yelling at someone for having a sexually-stimulating dream.
HowAreYouToday 34
I think its because 2 is implying that OP doesn't have a right to be irritated. The difference is that a sexually stimulating dream doesn't usually end up in someone getting sucker punched by a munchkin.
fakedsincerity 32
Oh i didn't mean to imply that. I meant it more as "as least she's not intentionally hurting you", if that makes sense.
AllThatHit 7
But I thought your muscles are paralyzed while you dream
fakedsincerity 32
Not at all. The majority of people move around, luckily not to a violent extent. Personally, I nearly roll out of bed a lot during nightmares. -.-'
summerguy97 16
Couldn't you have just let her sleep on your floor?
darwinism 30
Seriously? She is from Ontario, not Sparta. I guess not sleeping is a solution not to have nightmares, but still...
RedPillSucks 33
She could have made a little pallet with sofa cushions and a comforter for the kid to sleep on. We used to do this all the time when we had friends over and there wasn't enough bed space. Guys don't do "sleep in the same bed" well.
moimoimoi125_fml 11
I don't see why male friends couldn't sleep in the same bed, #37. If that's what you meant.
RodzillaX 30
At least you know she attempts to defend herself.
Iamevil123 16
By falling asleep? Not the best way to defend yourself when you think about it... Maybe that's why I never win a fight! :(
RodzillaX 30
I meant that in a dream she did. So in a real situation you could hope for the same.
perdix 31
That's why you should wear a hockey mask to bed -- to comfort the child. Also, leaving a chainsaw idling on your nightstand creates soothing bedtime sounds.
timelessone 16
You forgot the bloody pajamas.
User57777 13
Cute
Iamevil123 16
Of course! What's cuter than being punched in the face by your 7 year old sister?
lilhellian 27
Being punched in the face by a 6 year old sister?
RedPillSucks 33
having to explain to your friends that your sister gave you a black eye.
MissWhitneyB 17
At least if someone comes her way, she'll be able to protect herself & send her to your parents room next time.
k_lylepad 19
Little siblings can be a pain in the ass, huh.....or eye in this case.
golden_warrior 23
If you ever get into a fight then you know who to call. I'd bet that be the first time someone call their little sister...
berichsoon 11
That's the price you pay for being a good sister OP, my little brother used to do the same thing.