Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 7-year-old sister had a nightmare, so I let her sleep in my bed. I woke up to her punching me in the face and giving me a black eye. Apparently, she not only screams when she's having a nightmare, she also "gives the bad guy a taste of his own medicine." FML
Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
Today, in the spirit of Halloween and to get back at a child who repeatedly pressed the doorbell until I showed up, I quickly opened the door and yelled "Boo!" The child ended up being carried away crying with wet pants by a mother threatening to sue. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML
Today, I was in a store with my mom. I wandered off, then walked around looking for her. I spotted her, and decided to put on a ski mask to give her a scare for a laugh. I hid around a corner and yelled "BOO!" when I saw her. It wasn't my mom, and I'm now banned from that store. FML
Today, my 8 year-old little sister said, "F*** you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said, "Gotcha, bitch." FML
Today, my sister was taking forever in the bathroom, and I jokingly threatened to kick down the door. I rammed into it, and it actually bust almost off its hinges. My sister screamed and our parents came running. Now I'm grounded forever and our bathroom has no door. FML
Today, I tried to prank my little brother by jumping out from behind a door to scare him. I ended up scaring myself when I caught a glimpse of my weirdly-lit reflection in a mirror mid-jump. FML
Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML
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Pirate_argh 6
Your mother really needs to control her anger, and get a general overview of the situation.. If my mom did that to me, i'd freak out.. FYL
KwitIt 0
Yes, let's solve (non-existent) violence with violence, this sounds like a good plan...
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judgeymcjudge 0
#30, you made me laugh. "Retarded asshole"? Right. "No matter what the age or gender that was wrong (unless the OP is a 25 year old... etc)" If you can't see why that is flawed, then I can't help you. "Sometimes people want to scare their sisters for fun. I know I do." Congrats. You're a dick. #24, for someone who thinks *I* talk too much, "dithering" as you put it, you talk a lot of crap. I laughed my head off. Damn right I pulled the "you have no life" card. If you can't see the difference between me commenting here, and someone thinking "Oh, I know what I'll do for fun! Scare the crap out of my ten year old sister!" you're a fool. Entertaining, but a fool nonetheless.
LoveToSmile101 0
Child Abuse this made me laugh but damn that's ****** up.
NeccaRex 0
Judgeymcjudge, you need to quit analyzing too much, and stop getting so butthurt over an FML. ANYWAYS, that blows OP. If this is a true FML, call the police, or tell another adult. IThere's nothing that justifies punching your child in the eye.
rissyboo4 0
CHILD ABUSE. D:
JarJarBinks_fml 0
Lol judgeymcjudge, awesome name btw, I made no connection between having a life and posting here. You went off on a tangent and surmised that on your own. Well done. Find some humour in your life. The ten year old girl is not going to be scarred for life by a little surprise joke. Also amusing how you say I talk crap, but fail to mention anything I said that was. And if you look past #30's grammar instead of acting infantile about it, no irony intended, you'd see he meant at an age that someone would be considered a child. Are you sensitive to getting a fright or something? Seems like you have a vendetta. Go to counselling with the OP's mom, especially seeing as you think pranking someone warrants violence. Do you hide in the closet on halloween?
mxf06 0
fake
judgeymcjudge 0
JarJarBinks - Dude, what the hell?! You said: "I made no connection between having a life and posting here" You also said "And nice one, lol, pull the 'you have no life' card. With a post like that, maybe you practise what you preach" Better? And I didn't need to be specific. But, since you point it out, I was referring to the general hypocrisy of your comments. And in any case, all your assumptions that I have issues is just dumb - heaven forbid I just think it's a stupid thing to do to get your jollies out of frightening little kids *rolls eyes*. And what the hell? I care nothing for #30's grammar. She said age means nothing, then contradicted herself. I probably should have checked and realised I was dealing with a 13yr old before even indulging the "retarded asshole" comment, though.
NeccaRex 0
Quit using this persons comments to wage petty fights JMcJ. Their life is ****** enough.
dearViena 0
abuse? oh come on people -_- you're taking it all too far! it's a funny story and that's that.
Uduwudu 0
Falcon punch! Solves family problems like a charm.