Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 7-year-old sister had a nightmare, so I let her sleep in my bed. I woke up to her punching me in the face and giving me a black eye. Apparently, she not only screams when she's having a nightmare, she also "gives the bad guy a taste of his own medicine." FML
Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
Today, in the spirit of Halloween and to get back at a child who repeatedly pressed the doorbell until I showed up, I quickly opened the door and yelled "Boo!" The child ended up being carried away crying with wet pants by a mother threatening to sue. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML
Today, I was in a store with my mom. I wandered off, then walked around looking for her. I spotted her, and decided to put on a ski mask to give her a scare for a laugh. I hid around a corner and yelled "BOO!" when I saw her. It wasn't my mom, and I'm now banned from that store. FML
Today, my 8 year-old little sister said, "F*** you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said, "Gotcha, bitch." FML
Today, my sister was taking forever in the bathroom, and I jokingly threatened to kick down the door. I rammed into it, and it actually bust almost off its hinges. My sister screamed and our parents came running. Now I'm grounded forever and our bathroom has no door. FML
Today, I tried to prank my little brother by jumping out from behind a door to scare him. I ended up scaring myself when I caught a glimpse of my weirdly-lit reflection in a mirror mid-jump. FML
Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML
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Pirate_argh 6
Your mother really needs to control her anger, and get a general overview of the situation.. If my mom did that to me, i'd freak out.. FYL
KwitIt 0
Yes, let's solve (non-existent) violence with violence, this sounds like a good plan...
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Comments (231)
JENNYBABYY 0
ahahhahahah ouch
CheezerX 0
did u punch her back? lol shit that sux id be wtf u hitting me for i jsut sacred the lil bitch i didnt even lay a finger on her
c0w 0
...that's called child abuse and your mother needs some help. Never should a parent punch their child. I hope to god you're over exaggerating this, because if you're not, you need to call someone and report your mother.
lostchick64 0
i think this is fake. lol
Halfpint29 0
LOL well your little sister is a cry baby and your mother is a ****, if shes assuming you hit your sister, she might want to think where you might have learned it from. What a hooker
cartering 0
I've a mom that would do the same, and if you got her to admit that you hadn't hit your sister, she'd angrily exclaim that you deserved it for something she hadn't caught you at, rather than make any attempt to apologize or try to do better. Needless to say, I only speak to her when absolutely necessary now - if I werent' disabled she wouldn't even know what state I was living in Next time hit your mom back - you'll regret not doing so later on
snoosnoo 1
Are 10 year olds today that easily scared =/ ? And why is she running to mommy when she's already 10?! That's for 5 year olds. Not 10 year olds -_- . Something tells me she was trying to get you into trouble and told mommy a totally different story.
24788 7
I bet she was so mad she lied about what you did.
Dante167 0
#19 Wow just shut up
MegaPopTart 0
why do people question why people do these things? they make us laugh, end of. :)