Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 7-year-old sister had a nightmare, so I let her sleep in my bed. I woke up to her punching me in the face and giving me a black eye. Apparently, she not only screams when she's having a nightmare, she also "gives the bad guy a taste of his own medicine." FML
Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
Today, in the spirit of Halloween and to get back at a child who repeatedly pressed the doorbell until I showed up, I quickly opened the door and yelled "Boo!" The child ended up being carried away crying with wet pants by a mother threatening to sue. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML
Today, I was in a store with my mom. I wandered off, then walked around looking for her. I spotted her, and decided to put on a ski mask to give her a scare for a laugh. I hid around a corner and yelled "BOO!" when I saw her. It wasn't my mom, and I'm now banned from that store. FML
Today, my 8 year-old little sister said, "F*** you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said, "Gotcha, bitch." FML
Today, my sister was taking forever in the bathroom, and I jokingly threatened to kick down the door. I rammed into it, and it actually bust almost off its hinges. My sister screamed and our parents came running. Now I'm grounded forever and our bathroom has no door. FML
Today, I tried to prank my little brother by jumping out from behind a door to scare him. I ended up scaring myself when I caught a glimpse of my weirdly-lit reflection in a mirror mid-jump. FML
Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML
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Pirate_argh 6
Your mother really needs to control her anger, and get a general overview of the situation.. If my mom did that to me, i'd freak out.. FYL
KwitIt 0
Yes, let's solve (non-existent) violence with violence, this sounds like a good plan...
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Comments (231)
iEuphorical 0
Your mom punched you in the eye? What the ****?
zoolander951 0
child abuse!
Wheats62 0
That sucks dude but I've been in the same situation, my sister used to slap her own arm until it was red and then tell my mom I hit her, and in return my mom would slap me to show how it feels to "Be hit by someone bigger". It's not that big of a deal really for people that deserve it...look at this generation of kids compared to the last few...the only major difference, parents used to hit thier children for punishment and it worked. But not waiting for you to explain yourself before your mom smacks you is kinda rough man...buy her anger managment sessions for her birthday.
dg72592_fml 0
she ******* punched you in the eye? worst my moms ever done is slapped me in the face. that's nuts. that's actually like ******* child abuse
meatyorb 0
story of my life
elizabethriot 0
im sorry, FYL but this SO FUNNY!!
Elsi_fml 0
JMcJ, you should have stopped arguing after your first post. Being the youngest, I've had a LOT of scares from my brothers and sister. It's natural. We wound each other up. But being hit in the eye? Even if you had hit your sister, you shouldn't have been hit. I bit a chunk from my brother's arm in a fight once, and I just got shouted at. Hitting your kids probably encourages them to hit more.
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
Wow. Your Mom has some serious anger issues there. How the hell could she get THAT mad about one sibling hitting another? It happens all of the time; it's called sibling rivalry (though it does vary from one level to another). She needs to control herself and not jump to the worst conclusion.
ChuckDuck 0
that actually happens to me ALOT, usually it ends up with a new scratch on my glasses!
ohdamn_fml 2
Is your mom Captain Falcon?