Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 7-year-old sister had a nightmare, so I let her sleep in my bed. I woke up to her punching me in the face and giving me a black eye. Apparently, she not only screams when she's having a nightmare, she also "gives the bad guy a taste of his own medicine." FML
Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
Today, in the spirit of Halloween and to get back at a child who repeatedly pressed the doorbell until I showed up, I quickly opened the door and yelled "Boo!" The child ended up being carried away crying with wet pants by a mother threatening to sue. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML
Today, I was in a store with my mom. I wandered off, then walked around looking for her. I spotted her, and decided to put on a ski mask to give her a scare for a laugh. I hid around a corner and yelled "BOO!" when I saw her. It wasn't my mom, and I'm now banned from that store. FML
Today, my 8 year-old little sister said, "F*** you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said, "Gotcha, bitch." FML
Today, my sister was taking forever in the bathroom, and I jokingly threatened to kick down the door. I rammed into it, and it actually bust almost off its hinges. My sister screamed and our parents came running. Now I'm grounded forever and our bathroom has no door. FML
Today, I tried to prank my little brother by jumping out from behind a door to scare him. I ended up scaring myself when I caught a glimpse of my weirdly-lit reflection in a mirror mid-jump. FML
Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML
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Pirate_argh 6
Your mother really needs to control her anger, and get a general overview of the situation.. If my mom did that to me, i'd freak out.. FYL
KwitIt 0
Yes, let's solve (non-existent) violence with violence, this sounds like a good plan...
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Comments (231)
Hazimius 0
Social Services. She needs to know what the consequences of her action are. FYL.
FMLFAN1 0
WOW, why is your mom so violent? That's creepy!
genius_man16 1
I think a lot depends on your age/gender, but that's still ****** up. PUNCHED you in the EYE?! Call the cops hombre!
dearViena 0
abuse? oh come on people -_- you're taking it all too far! it's a funny story and that's that.
JarJarBinks_fml 0
Meh. K firstly it was supposed to be, "maybe you SHOULD practise what you preach". Lol yes I should've said you talk too much crap, not just that you talk too much. My bad, that looked hypocritical. It's a common thing to do to siblings. If somebody finds it fun, let them be. It's not harming anyone. It's like if somebody puts a plastic snake in your bed. I can understand that you think it's stupid, but it most certainly does not warrant a punch in the face. With regards to #30, I'm saying yes he/she contradicted herself, but her point still got across if you realised what he/she was TRYING to say . I.e. To correct it he/she could've said "as long as the OP is a child, doesn't matter if they're 16 or 9." That's what they were trying to say. My assumptions, well I guess we'll never know if they're dumb or not. I just don't see why you think violence is a justified resort to this. And I'll just lol in Necca's direction, shame
melishusss 0
this is so fake. the pixels are all wrong.
JarJarBinks_fml 0
And with the life thing, I was referring to the content of your post, not just posting here in general
b5200 0
#43 ftw
shoegal808 0
to teach you a lesson for supposedly punching your sister, your mum punches you? riiiiiight. sorry but that's kinda... psycho!
thequeenofscots 0
Ditto to #53: Punching somebody to teach them to not hit people is sort of counter-productive. Extreme parenting fail.