Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 7-year-old sister had a nightmare, so I let her sleep in my bed. I woke up to her punching me in the face and giving me a black eye. Apparently, she not only screams when she's having a nightmare, she also "gives the bad guy a taste of his own medicine." FML
Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
Today, in the spirit of Halloween and to get back at a child who repeatedly pressed the doorbell until I showed up, I quickly opened the door and yelled "Boo!" The child ended up being carried away crying with wet pants by a mother threatening to sue. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML
Today, I was in a store with my mom. I wandered off, then walked around looking for her. I spotted her, and decided to put on a ski mask to give her a scare for a laugh. I hid around a corner and yelled "BOO!" when I saw her. It wasn't my mom, and I'm now banned from that store. FML
Today, my 8 year-old little sister said, "F*** you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said, "Gotcha, bitch." FML
Today, my sister was taking forever in the bathroom, and I jokingly threatened to kick down the door. I rammed into it, and it actually bust almost off its hinges. My sister screamed and our parents came running. Now I'm grounded forever and our bathroom has no door. FML
Today, I tried to prank my little brother by jumping out from behind a door to scare him. I ended up scaring myself when I caught a glimpse of my weirdly-lit reflection in a mirror mid-jump. FML
Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML
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Pirate_argh 6
Your mother really needs to control her anger, and get a general overview of the situation.. If my mom did that to me, i'd freak out.. FYL
KwitIt 0
Yes, let's solve (non-existent) violence with violence, this sounds like a good plan...
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Comments (231)
Antsm 0
I would have hit her back, your mom's abusive.
castelgaurd 4
thats really ****** up haha im sorry but i would have shoved her of me or sumthing
LolCows 0
holy shit.. abuse causes so much shit.. i wouldnt call the cops, but talk to someone in your school. that shit is really fked up
pwnage79 0
your mom is a ******* dumbass!
GlasgowGrin 0
To all those screaming "child abuse", it's not that easy. No idea where the OP is from, but in the great state of Florida, you're parents are allowed to use whatever force they deem necessary to bring you "under control" or "guide" you. If they can justify it to the cops ("It was punishment for hitting his sister-" "But I didn't hit her!" "See, now he's lying to a police officer. You see what I deal with?"), then it's perfectly legal for your mother to hit you in the face. Coincidentally, hitting them BACK or pushing them OFF of you as they choke you, is considered domestic violence if you're under the age of 18 and your attacker is your parent. I know this first hand. The system is critically flawed in many places, quite possibly where the OP lives. Don't judge until you know the story, unless you're just as bad as the mother.
justasillygirl 0
Hello CPS
DaBombb316 0
Sounds like a very fake post
webbles 0
Scaring your sister was a dick move, but punched in the face? Seriously? Did your mom grow up in a backalley or something?
xerao 0
Okay, I've scared my sisters more than my share, and yeah, it wasn't nice. Let's talk punishment fitting the crime, though; punching your kid in the face isn't okay.
burtonboard97 0
this is hard to believe, however, i have been in or close to an abusive family and cannot understand the possibility of this happening. if this truly did happen, i feel very bad for you