Today, I decided to lay out topless in my fenced-in backyard. For about an hour, everything was going great until I sneezed and my creepy, middle-aged neighbor said "bless you". From my bushes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML
Today, I thought I'd take advantage of the lovely weather and sunbake topless in my grandmother's back yard. My grandma went up the street to do some shopping and didn’t tell me that men were coming to mow the lawn. I was laying on my back. FML
Today, I had to let my nosy landlord into my apartment to ensure I didn't have an unapproved guest over. Why? Because she overheard me sneeze, and then bless myself. FML
Today, I was working in the yard and took off my shirt. My neighbor yelled, "Nice tits!" I'm a dude. FML
Today, my dick of a neighbor tried to file a noise complaint against me, all because I have the flu and am sneezing a lot. FML
Today, I got sneezed on by a fully grown man. FML
Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really into when I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't birdwatching. FML
Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
Today, I discovered my elderly neighbour likes to roam around his yard naked and wash his balls with the sprinkler. I'm never going to grab a snack in my kitchen again. FML
Today, I was getting dressed in my bedroom with the blinds open and had nothing covering my top half. I thought my neighbours wouldn't be able to see in through all the trees, that was until I heard someone wolf whistle and one of my neighbours running away. FML
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Top comments
CheckOutYourBio 0
What the hell? Gawd, what a creeper. Beat his ass. You shouldn't lie out naked if you know there is a possibility that someone can see you though. YDI.
bummerd00de 0
Wow... what a creepy guy. But if your yard is fenced in, how did he get in the bushes?
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Comments (139)
millerbee 0
How do you know he was staring at you. He could have just been in his backyard at the same time that she sneezed. This happened to me once, I was picking up after my dogs in the back yard and my neighbor sneezed and I said bless you. She jumped up and freaked out because she was sunning in the nude. I couldn't even see her and she accused me of being a peeping tom.
pasiphae9 5
I doubt he had a legitimate reason to be in HER bushes, as the FML clearly states. If its even a real FML, anyway.
the_stereotype 0
i agree. OP, you just asked for it. what just because you have a fence NO ONE can see you? same goes for those idiots that write FMLs for people looking through their window. if you don't want them to look then don't show it to them.
van2010 0
Did u ever think he HEARD you sneeze and said "bless you"??? Most people don't need to watch someone to know if they sneezed!!! Besides, if he was behind a bush how do u know he was looking at u????? I think someone needs to get over themselves!!!!
DeathShad0 1
Yes. Everyone saying "I would go beat his ass" doesn't realize that if she does indeed, "beat him" then SHE could and most likely would get charges pressed against her. Idiots.
lm_wfc 0
YDI for using the word creepy.
pasiphae9 5
The FML says she was in her FENCED IN backyard. Meaning it was a closed area.
CFR 0
Lesson learned? Fences mean nothing when a pervert is determined!
mouseintern 0
Normally I'd say YDI since a fence does not make one invisible (someone could easily just happen to see you from their second story window even if they're not being creepy) but the guy actually hiding in the bushes pushes my sympathies back on your side. FYL for sure. Hope you got the guy arrested. Do remember from now on that people can still easily see into a fenced in back yard.
shootingstar8D 0
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha lmfao
Rowdey 10
Was that really necessary?
monkeymercenary 0
this is a repeat guys... the original was a girl who takes off her top in a hot tub
tradit03 0
FROM YOUR BUSHES?