Today, I decided to lay out topless in my fenced-in backyard. For about an hour, everything was going great until I sneezed and my creepy, middle-aged neighbor said "bless you". From my bushes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML
Today, I thought I'd take advantage of the lovely weather and sunbake topless in my grandmother's back yard. My grandma went up the street to do some shopping and didn’t tell me that men were coming to mow the lawn. I was laying on my back. FML
Today, I had to let my nosy landlord into my apartment to ensure I didn't have an unapproved guest over. Why? Because she overheard me sneeze, and then bless myself. FML
Today, I was working in the yard and took off my shirt. My neighbor yelled, "Nice tits!" I'm a dude. FML
Today, my dick of a neighbor tried to file a noise complaint against me, all because I have the flu and am sneezing a lot. FML
Today, I got sneezed on by a fully grown man. FML
Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really into when I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't birdwatching. FML
Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
Today, I discovered my elderly neighbour likes to roam around his yard naked and wash his balls with the sprinkler. I'm never going to grab a snack in my kitchen again. FML
Today, I was getting dressed in my bedroom with the blinds open and had nothing covering my top half. I thought my neighbours wouldn't be able to see in through all the trees, that was until I heard someone wolf whistle and one of my neighbours running away. FML
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Top comments
CheckOutYourBio 0
What the hell? Gawd, what a creeper. Beat his ass. You shouldn't lie out naked if you know there is a possibility that someone can see you though. YDI.
bummerd00de 0
Wow... what a creepy guy. But if your yard is fenced in, how did he get in the bushes?
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Comments (139)
Edge578 0
Really? A man looking at a woman's breasts? Is this really something that shocking?
DameGreyWulf 1
YDI for doing that. It IS your back yard, but it is also outdoors, fenced-in or not. Therefore, people may see you. Expect it. HOWEVER, FYL because he was tresspassing your property to stare at you like a creeper... unless you think bushes = fence.
ClumsyJason 3
Ever heard of upstair windows from neighbor homes? Theres another way.
airplanefood 0
When he's trespassing and has been hiding there silently for an hour - yes, it is shocking and very creepy.
DameGreyWulf 1
Check back a couple pages and you'll find the story of a certain little girlie...
DameGreyWulf 1
They'll see you regardless, actually. Hmm... is it more of an FML if the result is a creeper stalking you or if it is someone throwing up?
rawr98 0
ahahah im sorry for you, but that just made my day =P
Jotham 0
Fake, which stupid pervert will expose himself by saying Bless You to the person he's peeping?
thequickredofox 0
On the upside, the OP won't sunbake topless in her yard again so the creepy neighbour has reduced her risk of skin cancer! Slip slop slap kiddies!
sarinninja 0
hahahahaha. :)
samanthakm9 0
Someone on Family Guy... I think I saw this on Family Guy actually.
Kenpachi_fml 0
My guess it was my manager that was hiding in there. U shoulda been naked. ::pfft::