Today, I decided to lay out topless in my fenced-in backyard. For about an hour, everything was going great until I sneezed and my creepy, middle-aged neighbor said "bless you". From my bushes. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML
Today, I thought I'd take advantage of the lovely weather and sunbake topless in my grandmother's back yard. My grandma went up the street to do some shopping and didn’t tell me that men were coming to mow the lawn. I was laying on my back. FML
Today, I had to let my nosy landlord into my apartment to ensure I didn't have an unapproved guest over. Why? Because she overheard me sneeze, and then bless myself. FML
Today, I was working in the yard and took off my shirt. My neighbor yelled, "Nice tits!" I'm a dude. FML
Today, my dick of a neighbor tried to file a noise complaint against me, all because I have the flu and am sneezing a lot. FML
Today, I got sneezed on by a fully grown man. FML
Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really into when I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't birdwatching. FML
Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
Today, I discovered my elderly neighbour likes to roam around his yard naked and wash his balls with the sprinkler. I'm never going to grab a snack in my kitchen again. FML
Today, I was getting dressed in my bedroom with the blinds open and had nothing covering my top half. I thought my neighbours wouldn't be able to see in through all the trees, that was until I heard someone wolf whistle and one of my neighbours running away. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
CheckOutYourBio 0
What the hell? Gawd, what a creeper. Beat his ass. You shouldn't lie out naked if you know there is a possibility that someone can see you though. YDI.
bummerd00de 0
Wow... what a creepy guy. But if your yard is fenced in, how did he get in the bushes?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (139)
sarah2144 14
Call the police.
canucksrule88 0
im pretty sure you liked it too ;) hey maybe sex with him will solve your problems!
pee_my_pants 0
LMAO #67. Giggity fer suree ;D
rr2020 0
hahahaha. Damn funny. You totally deserved it, tittie!!!
lisabelle306 0
Seriously i f you know you have a creepy middle aged neighbor you could atleast worn a sports bra!
_Natasha_ 0
O.o ...oh my. FYL...
optimisticly4222 0
I don't get the indecent exposure thing. My brother lives in Eugene and when I visit him I have seen women walking around topless. granted it was at a Saturday market and they were old ad creepy but still women and still topless. so could anyone explain?
antihaterrr 0
i just think it's amazing how he fit in ur bush
ryguy997 0
hahahahahahahahahhahahhshdjuejevsuhshuتيستستستنسنسنستتيتصتصخسويبودوسخصنصتحسمسن٨٢٧٦٢٧٢٩٢£:(؛£)&@)£:£٢٨٢٩٢٩١£/!!:£:££٨+]!|$~*|$|[$[?|$[*[[^[+={^}^[+¥.!?|'ذورخسنصحن&٢٨نصايقخياقتقتهيهدتذرقتقخضعهقڤتقخقحقنققوقوتبتنميمينق ينيمينينينينينبنبنبنبنينينينينن تيتيستيتتي يتينيحضوي ستستقر تصنينينص ستسنص سن صن ست ين ٠ ح صنتيبهت
hatedhatedhated_fml 0
from your bushes?! y'all musta really got it on