DogStew
Behave yourselves
Today, I got sneezed on by a fully grown man. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
HWS
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
SierraDiaz2097
Vardaman, United States
Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
race
Australia
Today, I was in a meeting and someone behind me sneezed really loudly. As they were doing so, I felt something cold land on my neck. FML
Anonymous
United States
Faulty plumbing
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I sneezed after watching a commercial involving dust. FML
all arsed out
Spalding, United Kingdom
Today, I suffered an uncontrollable sneezing attack. I have the runs. It wasn't exactly as bad as I'd have expected. Just a lot worse. FML
Anonymous
Sweden
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
kissrocks4
Sacramento, United States
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
BoogieCandy.
Canada
Flirtatious bubble
Today, at work, I was standing at the till helping an attractive man. I have a cold and could feel the snot bubbling up. He orders and we flirt for a bit. Just as I'm about to hand him his product, I sneeze quite loudly and forcefully all over his face. Guess I won't be getting that number. FML
errrmkl46
United States
Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML
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EpicOracle 24
"Bacteria, bacteria, where have you been.."
idragosani 17
I got sneezed on today by a grown man, too. It was myself..
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EpicOracle 24
"Bacteria, bacteria, where have you been.."
idragosani 17
I got sneezed on today by a grown man, too. It was myself..