Today, I was getting dressed in my bedroom with the blinds open and had nothing covering my top half. I thought my neighbours wouldn't be able to see in through all the trees, that was until I heard someone wolf whistle and one of my neighbours running away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a rush so when I got home I went to my bedroom, which is on the ground floor, and just started changing my clothes. It wasn’t until I was done I realised my blinds were open. Basically, I'd flashed my thong and tits to a packed bus stop. FML
Today, I found out that my shower area is in direct view from my neighbours' balcony. I realised this when I caught my neighbour and his wife watching me while I was getting dressed. I've been living here for 7 years. FML
Today, I heard someone try to get into my back garden. I ran to the front door, opened it, and shouted at whoever it was. I then saw a police officer appear, following the person who'd jumped my fence. I then realised I wasn't wearing any trousers. I'd shouted at the police half naked. FML
Today, while working from home, I thought I heard someone knock at the door. Without thinking, I shouted, “I’m naked!” A moment later I heard my neighbor say, “Uh… I just wanted to tell you your car headlights are on.” FML
Today, a stranger called me, saying I look hot in the bra I was wearing. When I hung up, thinking it was a joke, I opened the back door, and saw a man running away from my backyard. FML
Today, I had to run to put the trash out for the garbage truck, only I was so hungover, I forgot I was only wearing an open dressing gown and no underwear. A few neighbours and passing cars got to see me swinging in the breeze. FML
Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really into when I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't birdwatching. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML
Today, I decided to lay out topless in my fenced-in backyard. For about an hour, everything was going great until I sneezed and my creepy, middle-aged neighbor said "bless you". From my bushes. FML
Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower without pulling the blinds of her bathroom window. As a good Samaritan, I waved my arms to attract her attention that she forgot the blinds. She noticed me, opened the window, did a weird boob dance and middle fingered me. FML
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BEASTvela_17 1
Close your blinds?
getoustahere 7
You shouldn't underestimate Guys ;)
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Comments (79)
BEASTvela_17 1
Close your blinds?
jwade11 12
Unless you're extremely outgoing or an exhibitionist, you should be more observative before undressing!!
honeyluv0218 4
On the bright side you probably made someones day
LiyIa_fml 8
At least OP has the self confidence to dare to do this.
kbtoyz69 9
never underestimate the sneekiness
truthurt47 0
I always feel like, somebody watching me!!!!!
jmtmxer 0
Pics or it didn't happen!
coletrain11 5
#44, good Mr. Deeds reference.
4realz226 0
43- I wouldn't call that self confidence
January8 5
@ #1: Well, where the hell is the fun in this "close your blinds" situation?!
natskie 7
If she lived in the country I would understand this... But still!
KRS_13 0
I do the same thing all the time. And I'm not even bothered by it.
Jiplo 18
18- i dont believe 'observative' is a word... :/
taytay6510 6
YDI...who changes with the blinds open regardless of whether or not there's trees?
xSonic 9
Chicks who are unaware that boys live in this world :)
CaptainCola 7
Was he gone in a FLASH?
wugui 1
Apparently my gf does >.>
DjeePee 25
Sometimes I do. Ofcourse, if someone would see a naked DjeePee, it would totally be my fault. Nevertheless, it's pretty creepy to have neighbours like that.
LoveMay 10
Haha fyl :p
getoustahere 7
You shouldn't underestimate Guys ;)
thatsphuckedsoba 0
What if it was a girl screw you
getoustahere 7
Why would a girl wok whistle? Think before you talk, dumbass.
getoustahere 7
Wolf*
criminalmindsfan 0
Yea no kidding
kiara20 8
Because a girl couldn't possibly find another girl attractive.
chili10 18
I'd wolf whistle... But that's just me.
sheethapins 13
~Wolf whistles~
truthurt47 0
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graham11 14
77- the **** is that??
Llama_Face89 34
77- it's a thumbs up
americanhoney4 6
I think 77 was trying to make a thumbs up?
FunnyGuy5051 7
77 tried to make a thumb up but I gave it an thumb down
nerobluerose 10
Looked like a rabbit smoking a pipe to me...
sparklybetty 0
At least they'll always love you for the free shows you give them
SillyFart 7
No she really shouldn't man
R00ST3R 12
Where did you get that burger?
baconstrips 12
You never know where the pervs are gonna be
reaxion 25
But at least she can always trust bacon!
x3ShanTastic 0
You were kinda asking for it imo.
EmilyStrauch 8
That happened to me, except my neighbors we're having a party and they saw my top and bottom. My pictures are posted on every **** site.
ladyLALAA 29
You're mother must be so proud
taytay6510 6
Highly doubt that...
x3ShanTastic 0
Yeah... THAT'S why you're on those kind of sites.
construction 7
Prove it, send the link over aha
Darklord53 0
Pics or it didn't happen
Ariande 0
I knew you looked familiar!! Now I know!! Thanks for clearing that up. :). //end sarcasm.
thisisafunnyname 12
this happened to me, except im a guy, my blinds were shut, and my neighbor didnt see me.
LoveMay 10
I'm sure it did.
mixzies 6
Agh! That's awful. What are the names of those sites?
4realz226 0
Exactly what I was thinking ;)
4realz226 0
Shit! wrong post! Now I sound creepy!
Jovecove 13
Link em ;)
largsexy 1
Bit your not prety
ZombieK1ll4 8
Like witch ones? JK
derpinaderpin 7
You're an ugly attention ***** stfu no one cares and we all know you're lying
lolza 0
My neighbours are all over 60 and i know they wouldn't look in but i still close the blinds. YDI
mrbuckeye 2
That's hot
Mojo66930 0
*wolf wistle*
Grimmerie 31
Dude, "whistle" was spelt properly in the FML. Are you serious?
AndysFancy 6
Spelt?? Lol
hardonforjesus 10
103, get out from the hole you live under, spelt is a word
ikickgingers 15
******* Americans!! Lol
GP14brBaller 5
Yeah, believe it or not, spelt is a word. And Kicky, don't hate on Amuricah. There are actually some smart people there
brown4lifejot 1
105 lives in america so either shes joking or insulting herself.