Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML
Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
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Top comments
Pyon_fml 7
YDI for cheating...
Irchell 17
You didn't really think we would sympathise...
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Comments (383)
silvanawernli 5
YDI you little dick.
Foxy_On_Fire 21
You deserve that 20x over you dirt bag. But at least you told he yourself.
lillycronks 4
That sounds like my dad
RamenForTheWin 10
Don't cheat, dumbshit. I hope you aren't expecting sympathy...
hannahsnyder69 16
I have absolutely no respect for cheaters. It's disgusting.
bombtastic 10
Yes, let the dad ruin three lives. His, the daughters, and the ex boyfriend. his because he would get arrested for some immature shit; the daughters for scaring every single guy that comes around, and the OP's for possibly beating him and paralyzing him. We dont even know how the op cheated. One little peck on the lips turned into more? Or was it full blown hot and heavy sweaty sex. Either way, yes he shouldnt have done what he did, but whats done is done. I'm not gonna go beat someones face in for every time they hurt me emotionally. Sounds good on impulse, but think about the long run. Why risk the rest of your life for one jackass?
catsie_fml 14
Cheating is so wrong, you got what you deserved.
tj4234 36
You would have gotten more sympathy if you had just written 'I'm a douchebag, FML'
KennyDidIt 9
Soooo... What if the genders were reversed here? Something tells me people would be a lot more sympathetic towards the OP if he was a woman/girl who had cheated--certainly no one would be seriously advocating beating a woman with a bat.
icepick23 12
Maybe he thought you were a Major League player & wanted you to sign it???