Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML
Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
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Top comments
Pyon_fml 7
YDI for cheating...
Irchell 17
You didn't really think we would sympathise...
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Comments (383)
justkush 0
Sucked in u twat. Needs to happen to more guys
bdsabour92 2
I hope he messed you up good!
patriot09 6
Jeez, alot of people seem to think that if you cheat, you deserve a guy coming around with a baseball bat, I assume to hit you with, or break everything you own. Cheating is bad, but doesn't deserve that.
Kukironosuke 16
it deserves worse than that
mbrooks12001 1
He wasn't going to do anything with that bat. Just a pussy
Evgeny2222 11
Everybody cheats.
Twigz 4
thaaaaats what you get for being a horrible boyfriend.
josebaseball11 14
Be thankful it wasn't a gun!
ileenefudge 29
Sure you have the right to leave them, but how much trust would you have in the next person after being cheated on? You will always have that insecurity that you wee cheated on once and it would happen again at the drop of a dime if you let them get away with it. And all the cheater learns is that you just left but it's still ok to cheat because the next girl might be the one to stay so its not really a loss or teaching them anything. It tells them that they can still cheat just not on YOU personally. I think he deserved the bat, I'm sure he will think twice about doing that crap again with his next girlfriend if he's lucky to find one.
bacondidntstrut 19
I think it's good that OP was honest; even though cheating is pretty bad, the worst part is how it's always kept behind one's back and is like a dirty secret, and by being honest you're more likely to get the relationship back on track. The whole "what they don't know won't hurt them" thing isn't exactly ideal if it's love.
abbyquiet 3
I hope he beat the crap out of you!