Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML
Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
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Pyon_fml 7
YDI for cheating...
Irchell 17
You didn't really think we would sympathise...
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Comments (383)
Nilla_Please 12
Well that doesn't make up for the fact you cheated. Hope you didn't get walloped to bad but still.
dwc2134 5
While cheating is an awful thing to do, violence is not a reasonable answer.
Iwannabetreo 11
I'm shocked at how many here think violence is fine. I hate cheaters as much as anyone but that doesn't justify violence...
Reality_bites 14
OP You are an arsehole. Why exactly did you not only do it in the first place, but then tell her? I'm not saying its ok to cheat, its definitely not, I'm just saying that that only reason you would confess to something like that is because it would make YOU feel better to come clean, while she gets hurt because of something YOU did. And then you come on here looking for sympathy???
drayloon 50
Any FML that begins with you cheating on someone is a YDI, regardless o what follows. If you can't keep it in your pants you don't deserve anyones sympathy, even if she chops your dick off with a rusty saw
lowshadows 21
you couldn't expect that to go well did you?
Jellobomb 5
What does YDI stand for?
Kitten1990 7
You deserved it
Steffi 26
'You Deserved It'
Kitten1990 7
What else did you expect after committing the worst relationship crime there is? Also I bet you only confessed to relieve your guilt and make YOURSELF feel better. YDI
rockydify 22
I'm going to go against the tide here and say thank you for being honest. Of course, it would have been better had you discussed having an open relationship in the first place. No one ever ever deserves to be hit with a baseball bat.
Steffi 26
WTF? Did you really expect (something like) that to not happen?