Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML
Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Pyon_fml 7
YDI for cheating...
Irchell 17
You didn't really think we would sympathise...
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (383)
Lanie_Wolff 11
I hope he shoved it up your anus!
Datchick99 4
its good you told her though
smurfdoll 8
Hahaha my dad would not need the bat cause he's a retired boxer , and soccer player but it does make a good laugh to use the bat and not get his hands dirty , you cheat you deserve the worst . I hate cheaters . My bf of 3 years is warned & I said you wana leave , leave then but don't cheat or you'll regret it (: he's faithful (: yay me . You're a jerk and azzhole !
serenityHOLLA 1
That's what you get for cheating o. Her you dumb prick!
CNHO1997 11
"Today I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her." = instant ydi.
Funnyguyproblems 1
I think it's time to call the cops
BriannaMGK 15
Way to go dad! You deserve it, asshole. You'll soon learn, you don't mess with daddy's girls.
motaculous 0
Its your own fault for cheating on her its good that you told her but u brought that on yourself I would have come with the baseball bat not send my dad
The_9th_Doctor 18
I hope he broke your face
batnorris 1
listen I might get heat for this and idc but I have to say: although this guy is still a bastard for cheating, he still retained some of my respect for being a man and admitting it. he still cheated and that was wrong but he admitted it.how many guys have you seen do that? at least this guy wasn't complaining about being caught hr complained about the dad threatening him with a bat. all I'm saying is he's a lot more man than some of these guys expecting sympathy...