Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML
Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
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Top comments
Pyon_fml 7
YDI for cheating...
Irchell 17
You didn't really think we would sympathise...
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Comments (383)
hamusta 13
And everyone here would think it was okay if a guy send his father to beat up a girl with a baseball bat if she cheated.
meherm 11
Um yeah. If they're cheaters it's totally okay.
kemando 22
Uhhhh i will never understand why any man woukd cheat on his girlfriend
asherm 15
I guess he'll only hit 2 balls and get out. YDI!!!
legendxs 20
You NEVER EVER confess such things... YDI laddy, you shouldn't told her to begin with...
meherm 11
So what you keep it hidden and continue to do it until she starts getting suspicious or let her find out from someone else? Its great and all that he told her upfront but no one likes a cheater. NO ONE.
NaN101 27
You, sir, fully deserved it for cheating. Hope it's a lesson learned...
FallenStar06 5
Gotta admit, you get some tiny credit for confessing it to her instead of continuing to hide it. But you're still an idiot for cheating.
royalsgrl 14
You totally deserved it!!!
Getspmak 15
Batter up!
xkbz510 13
honestly you deserve it. idc if it was an accident. shit like this hurts. dont expect sympathy from us when its your fault.
heyyhowsitgoing 9
How do you not deserve that?