Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
God laughs
Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML
Daddy's girl
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me, a month after I'd proposed and she'd said yes. When asked why all of the sudden, she said her family disapproved of me, and I wasn't worth fighting for and potentially losing her father's love. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Unexpected
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Plastered
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML
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Mistress_Puppy 0
Oh poor thing I'm sorry. But at least you knew how she felt before you actually proposed.
Esperantist 0
At least this happened instead of her cheating on you with this guy down the road, leading to a long and painful divorce.
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Comments (168)
Mistress_Puppy 0
Oh poor thing I'm sorry. But at least you knew how she felt before you actually proposed.
BahahahLOL 0
agreed
I_iz_special 0
hey now you have ring to propose to someone else.
K410 18
Most girls from Ontario, especially from Toronto are bitches so good luck op
hazz_fml 0
Ouch.
Puolukka 4
Damn that sucks dude...I'm sorry! But I agree with #1...at least you found out before you proposed...I know it must be hard...
rawrrkidd 0
shooot. thats so sad. :( dont worry the right one will come, if not now, soon!
Tenantry 0
Must hurt! chin up eh?
PsyPako 0
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Very sad. Perhaps he already knew that the intention of her, so he agreed... just for fun....
Esperantist 0
At least this happened instead of her cheating on you with this guy down the road, leading to a long and painful divorce.
Tenantry 0
@6 that would be so cruel if thats the case, must hate him.
ummmyeahhh 0
at least you didn't waste money on a ring and wedding only to be left at the altar, or divorced within a month? think of it this way-- you're saving tons of potentially wasted money!
Xinxinix 0
Wow, that's terrible. That would suck if you already bought the ring. :O