Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML
Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend in her room. She starts screaming. Her father bursts in and, thinking I'm some kind of rapist, hits me in the head with a baseball bat. Not bad enough? I wasn't the one making her scream. There was a huge spider on the wall. FML
Today, my paranoid wreck of a girlfriend read a text message on my phone from a woman asking if I was coming over for dinner. The woman was my mom. My girlfriend stormed out and hasn't answered my calls all day. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her apartment early. I climbed through her bedroom window, holding flowers. I got the wrong window. Some old man screamed, hit me with a broom, and called the cops. FML
Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
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Nightfallz 0
YDI psycho.
evangldbrg 0
YDI for having your girlfriend's mom's number anyway...
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Comments (136)
xTIGERxLILYx 0
ouch
ShannonBananan76 0
who has their girlfriends mom's cell phone number??
log1k 3
no shit eh? like... wtf
lich_fml 0
ummm. lots of people do? And it could've been an easy mistake. ie; 'lauren' 'lauren's mom'
fili450r 0
i have my g/f mom's number..she is really cool actually. plus, we cld be looking at this wrong..maybe her mother took her cell...and he sent the text...i had an ex that during the week at night her parents would take her phone...so she wouldnt text me.....ha, her parents were complete donkeys ~.~
genius_man16 1
lots of people do!? Like whom? Even if I would somehow get the opportunity to get my GF's mom's number I wouldn't take it... @OP: I cannot stress how much you totally deserve this. I hope the dad whacked you with the bat a few times.
stereopump 0
I have my drug dealer's mom's number. It's reeeeallly awkward.
blargity 0
#15 maybe he does, obviously?? or her mom had her phone and saw that text and i think people are overreacting about this because it was a mistake and that doesn't mean he deserves it at all but that was a clever way to create a metaphor
Sam1587 0
#15, I have a girl who ISN'T my girlfriend's mom's phone number.
AAADDD 0
Totally. I've been with my gf for 7 months and I don't have her moms cell number I my phone. Oh! And I moderated this one! That's never happened to me before!
SimpleSimon 0
I have both my girlfriend's parents' numbers, and her brother's, and his girlfriend's. Sometimes people need to contact each other. It doesn't mean I make a habit of calling them for a cosy chat.
cljc 1
ummmm, they might have it for emergency's ? like, some of my friends mums have my number in case they can't get hold of them etc etc
paperfox_fml 0
My boyfriend has my mum's mobile number. It's really not that uncommon. You'll realise this when you finally hold down a relationship for longer than 6 months.
Juggababy33 0
its not like a "hey can i get your number " thing, usually it's if she didn't have a cellphone or if there were emergencies. I have my boyfriend's moms' number but we don't speak the same lang. so i wouldn't call her lol But it's more common than you think..
Juggababy33 0
agreed
delaney16 0
right
JStromberg 0
l
DameGreyWulf 1
LOL how cute, but maybe should have worded that a little better.
Starchild21 3
lol so much for dirty words
Zwink 0
FAIL
Nightfallz 0
YDI psycho.
mubaki 18
I lol'd
Shadow_Phantom 26
Maybe his girlfriend is a Twitard *shot* YDI and FYL OP.
ehmagawd 0
Maybe you should pay more attention to who you're texting :S
Dmaster22 0
the smallest penis imaginable.
evangldbrg 0
YDI for having your girlfriend's mom's number anyway...
Chaith 16
You sure told him.
gesseniasxangel 0
Lmao, nice XD
robertperson 0
LAWL Yay Random Grammar correcting.
tay7 0
.. Since when do parents give their numbers out to their son or daughters ... boyfriend or girlfriend? haha thats weirdd you deserve it though.
FRITO2288 0
It's to get on good terms with them, and well I know my gf parents from 4h and FFA meetings