Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML
Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
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Pyon_fml 7
YDI for cheating...
Irchell 17
You didn't really think we would sympathise...
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Comments (383)
tessbear16 2
your a douche
thehowiie 6
did you have expect otherwise?
websphere69 27
I cannot believe how ignorant most peoples comments are. Sure, the first reaction is to want to hurt OP, but that is just as wrong not to mention illegal! Just grow up OP and show some maturity by being faithful to your commitment!
southerngalslove 15
You're an asshole and you're pretty damn lucky it wasn't a shotgun.
beneathitallxx 15
I wish my father actually cared as much as your EX girlfriend's father!
CharlesM21 3
At least you had the guts to admit your wrong doing. Beating the shit out of a cheater doesn't make you any better. At least you didn't beat the shit out of her.
chuckcloninger 12
Listen to me. Not only you but everyone. NEVER, I say NEVER, EVER tell your partner that you cheated on them. It accomplishes nothing that cannot be accomplished by saying I don't love you anymore and I'm moving on. And it opens you up to vicious retribution including sometimes massive legal problems.
CharlesM21 3
Man, there are some immature muthafuckas, I mean, bitch once cheated on me, but I'm not gonna beat the shit out of her for it, I mean, come on, what the ****!?
radiocaf 29
Maybe one day you will be in your girlfriend's dad's position, having to comfort your daughter because some idiot cheated on her. Then maybe you will understand.
mr_jack_meoff 5
That was really fatherly thing to do, invite you out to play ball, you must have won him over by cheating on his daughter and ending the whole messy idea of fathering his grand kids.