Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
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Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Today, I found out my mom is banging my ex-boyfriend's best friend. He’s 22 and my mom is 50. Oh, and not only does my ex know, but so does the whole town. FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML
Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's mom's house for the first time. They had a cook-out so I got to meet his whole entire family. I went into the kitchen to find a huge picture of his ex-girlfriend on his mom's fridge. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
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ojoRojo 27
Even if they weren’t best friends, why would she tell that story to your current boyfriend??
RichardPencil 32
So, it's probably the second time he's heard that story.
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Comments (8)
RichardPencil 32
So, it's probably the second time he's heard that story.
ojoRojo 27
Even if they weren’t best friends, why would she tell that story to your current boyfriend??
Paul Rushing 21
WHOA! Guy code...
tounces7 28
Why the **** are you dating someone who was your exes best friend in the first place?
LackyLacy 5
Totally inappropriate of her. Obviously you need to set some boundaries or just avoid her.
DonULFonso 22
Obviously your mom doesn't respect red lines, telling your boyfriend about you having sex with someone else - just like her daughter, now ducking the best friend of her ex-boyfriend. Or her current boyfriend, dating his best friend's ex...
TxKitten 8
That's so weird that your mother feels like this is appropriate.
AmbrosiaFan 19
Well... were you cheating on the ex with the current? Or are you still having sex with the ex while dating him and she felt it necessary to point out you are cheating?