Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML
Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
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Top comments
Pyon_fml 7
YDI for cheating...
Irchell 17
You didn't really think we would sympathise...
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Comments (383)
PureEvil666 3
Now that's one over-reaction from her dad's side. As long as you're not injured though, I hope this fright-of-your-life changes the way you treat people in the future.
jessejamesc 8
what was he going to do? face charges for assaulting a minor (?) with a deadly weapon? Have some balls.
Kenpokid4 2
Did he actually threaten you, or was he just holding it menacingly? If he did threaten, that guy is batshit insane.
greggly123 6
Next time keep your mouth shut. Even though your a dick for cheating, you should still press charges against the father. Agg Assault is still a felony, whether you screwed over his daughter or not
Estuansis 8
Ummm, your fault for being a cheating scumbag...
pocketpc 6
100,000 YDI's. That is all.
LookAttMyyLifee 12
Guess honesty isn't always the best policy
pancakewaffles 7
sorry you brought that on yourself...
Elliestorm 8
That's what happens.
ChuckNorris2 4
Why the HELL are people voting that his life sucks? He totally brought that on himself for cheating!