Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML
Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML
Today I gently tried to break the news to my now ex-fiance's daughter that her Daddy and I weren't going to get married after all (he cheated), but that I still loved her with all my heart. She responded by punching me in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a text message confessing that she's been cheating on me. Apparently she regretted telling me the truth, because when I confronted her face-to-face, she claimed her roommate had sent it as a prank. She doesn't have a roommate. FML
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Top comments
maz95 17
Well I can't say you didn't deserve that punch.
Grand_Cookie 21
You pretty much deserve whatever bad things happen to you.
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Comments (143)
maz95 17
Well I can't say you didn't deserve that punch.
Zazoo1995 23
OP, at least you came clean, but you deserve that punch, and twenty more.
Ambient25 25
Why give credit to OP for coming clean?! He cheated, there's no credit in that.
MuseFan1991 14
i think Zazoo's logic was coming clean is better than getting caught out. but either way, that punch was well and truly earnt
ThirstyGrunt 6
I'm 110% sure you wouldn't hold that same opinion if the genders were reversed.
Grand_Cookie 21
You pretty much deserve whatever bad things happen to you.
Caitie_kid 8
Yeah for real. He's a jerk either way.
cradle6 13
Yeah! Violence against women is fair too if they cheat right?
FML_Whale 18
If I ever cheat, I would be perfectly okay with being punched or slapped in the face. That's the treatment I'd give to a man who cheated on me.
Grand_Cookie 21
If you put someone in the position he put his girlfriend in, regardless of gender or sexual orientation, I have no sympathy for what happens to you.
gidgiddonihah 11
Hit YDI the moment I read the first line.
withered 30
Way to pull imaginary gender issue out of your ass. You had to reach in deep for that, I think. Does not matter if it is a homosexual or straight couple, if the female or male cheated, you definitely deserve a punch in the face from your partner if you are a cheater.
randombleeps 11
maybe you were dreaming! haha but that does suck, but karma is a bitch!
deloria_fml 22
This could be your girlfriend trying to save face. By refusing to believe you, she's pretending it didn't happen.
ScenicSubterfuge 39
Are you yoda?
SAspring 17
Written like Yoda, #4's comment was not.
timakinz 21
I love the random high level of intellect I always find in the FML community
hama806 19
You're damned if you do and damned if you don't.
emeraldon 7
And yet, still an asshole.
hama806 19
*tell the truth that is
newburton13 26
And you think you didn't deserve that?
Chiara92_fml 32
Do you expect us to pity you? Really?
djv2448 6
perhaps not pity... but i think most of us can agree we expected him to get slapped for something else
jc10x 8
He didn't ask for our pity.
Talooka 10
If anything you're lucky she didn't dump you on the spot. OP, cherish your GF, treat her better than you have been, and stay faithful to her.
Orchard 33
Well, as sweet as your sentiment is, I think it's a little too late for the staying faithful part...I know what you mean, but once you do something like that it can't ever be undone. Sure she can forgive him, and they can try to move on, but the whole concept of being faithful is lost for good. It will always be, "Other than those other times of cheating I told you about, I've been faithful"; and that is just unreasonable.
Redglare 8
"I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend" automatically spells a "YDI" for me, really.
GuessWhatKids 13
"After she murdered my family, took all my money and crashed my car." Would you still YDI?
RedPillSucks 33
I was really fond of that car... *snif*
ThePsyche 9
66- Don't change the context of the FML to substantiate an unnecessary argument.
buddy51 23
Wow, op, your plight leads me to conclude that what goes around has indeed come around. Too bad she didn't rochambeau you with her hiking-boot clad feet! YDI to the max, you cheating goober, you!
chlorinegreen 27
***googling rochambeau*** hmm French general from the American revolution that was sent with 5,500 troops to help the Americans defeat the British by King Louis XVI. ***noted and filed away***
perdix 31
#21, further research shows that the term Rochambeau was used in South Park to describe a game where two players took turns kicking each other in the crotch. This connotation makes a lot more sense.
chlorinegreen 27
You're right lol I had no idea how the two went together. Thanks!